Ok, Colorado Monkeys, time to come up here. This weekend should be ridiculous.
Where Are You On This Spectrum?
- Thread starter rideit
- Start date
HEY NOW. i'm the resident talentless hack!!!
Ooh, now this is some prime dick-waving!
Paging rideit to aisle 3 for talentless hack check.
cocaine is a helluva drug...
almost killed me during Iran Contra when the US Gov/CIA flooded the USA with pharmaceutical grade cocaine uncut at $60 and eightball to finance their illegal war in Nicaragua
OK, boomer
Hey, show some kindness. That stuff made his hair fall out and his head to swell to twice the normal size.
Hey at least Hookers and Blow was affordable back then and we didn't have to worry about AIDs yet
In Southern AZ, we try to deny winter exists as much as possible. But it did snow in town about a week or two ago.
OK I should have said "moar talentless hacks" - that does not include any of the monkeys I know. 
My pants are always on fire.
So the thing is, I like winter here more than summer. I don't like winter more than summer overall, but here, you can go so many more places in the winter. Rivers become highways and routes for exploring. Lakes and swamps. Snowmachine tracks you can ride in. Frozen crust where you can ride anywhere (that's spring, but sometimes it happens out of cycle). People are able to put together big through-ski routes with lots of good snow. There are some good summer trails...but just not that many of them. Summer gets overgrown so damn fast that unless the trails are getting cut back by the land-managers (which for the most part, they are not), it just becomes a shit show a few weeks after they are ridable. Fighting the vegetation eternally gets tiring, at least when it grows back so damn fast.