[Serial Midget]

Also Ima go biking now. Bitches.


I mean hard working industrious peeps on the edge of going all stabby face on your coworkers. AMIRIGHT?

 

[Serial Midget]

The missing fender idea was a big hit with the team. Those two you liked are my ideas, the other two are team submitted slogans with me making graphics. One of the guys had this slogan idea, which I mocked up with a graphic of our actual car from the Baja 1000 in 2014:

I'm super into this idea. Need to work on making it super apparent the rear wheel is missing.

A little less informations would help me notice the missing wheel... missing fender best idea, message communicated with minimal messaging = WINNING.

 

[slyfink]

A little less informations would help me notice the missing wheel... missing fender best idea, message communicated with minimal messaging = WINNING.

 

[eric strt6]

slept like a brick last night. I have a physical at 9:30 am. no food or coffee until after that is going to fucking kill me this morning. I am going to be seriously grumpy SOB until then.

Will anyone notice the difference?

Yes, if you mess with me.

Normal Grumpy: I will verbally try and rip your head off

Seriously Grumpy: I will physically try to rip your head off

 

[DirtyMike]

The boy just took a header into the corner of the wall. We were outside playing all morning and when we came in for lunch he decided to throw a fit and throw himself down without looking first. Hell of a goose egg and will likely present a decent bruise.

Definitely takes after me with not thinking something through before going full speed into it....

 

[SkaredShtles]

Yes, if you mess with me.

Normal Grumpy: I will verbally try and rip your head off

Seriously Grumpy: I will physically try to rip your head off

You oughta be pretty easy to juke, old man.

Back from lunch ride. I like lunch rides. Ate some leftover thai noodle shit and spring rolls. Now I'm gonna eat some toast with jam and maybe an apple.

 

[stoney]

Somebody stole my yogurt and pineapple. They were in their own Rubbermaid containers and they are no longer in the fridge. Not only did they take my snack, but those bowls are ~$1 each. If I find that fucker, I will drown them in Greek yogurt and fruit.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Somebody stole my yogurt and pineapple. They were in their own Rubbermaid containers and they are no longer in the fridge. Not only did they take my snack, but those bowls are ~$1 each. If I find that fucker, I will drown them in Greek yogurt and fruit.

Do you work at a homeless shelter or something?

 

[Yossarian]

Boston and Chicago, If you didn't take care of the Union Guys your shipment got delayed and fucked up. I did the trade show circuit for 10 years

I had the Chicago boys straight up bust a lock on my shit and steal an Xbox at the Chicago Auto Show a few years ago.

 

[stoney]

Do you work at a homeless shelter or something?

Apparently?!

 

[jonKranked]

Somebody stole my yogurt and pineapple. They were in their own Rubbermaid containers and they are no longer in the fridge. Not only did they take my snack, but those bowls are ~$1 each. If I find that fucker, I will drown them in Greek yogurt and fruit.

allow me to introduce you to my friend "lunch box"

 

[Pesqueeb]

Somebody stole my yogurt and pineapple. They were in their own Rubbermaid containers and they are no longer in the fridge. Not only did they take my snack, but those bowls are ~$1 each. If I find that fucker, I will drown them in Greek yogurt and fruit.

Time to jerk off in the yogurt.

 

[jonKranked]

Time to jerk off in the yogurt.

you're assuming he didn't already

 

[Toshi]

I rode: https://www.strava.com/activities/911357145/

Then I ate Chick Fil A, lectured for an hour at work (as in giving one), verified that the body shop screwed up and didn't order the $6 of body clips necessary in time, and came home.

I think I'll have to do this morning ride in lieu of work thing more often.

 

[jimmydean]

Somebody stole my yogurt and pineapple. They were in their own Rubbermaid containers and they are no longer in the fridge. Not only did they take my snack, but those bowls are ~$1 each. If I find that fucker, I will drown them in Greek yogurt and fruit.

Today I ate a sandwich named Kevin.

 

[Wingnut]

Morning is over. eating finally here. Stopped by the LBS on the way home, some cool cats working there. Should prove to be a good relationship once the season gets going.

Is it lunch yet? I didn't get to eat breakfast and then I had to see a breakfast spread from Craft Services, from which I did not get to eat.

Kinda like being at the strip club....

 

[Yossarian]

Kinda like being at the strip club....

Yeap.

 

[blindboxx2334]

kill list?

do it.

 

[Adventurous]

I rode: https://www.strava.com/activities/911357145/

Then I ate Chick Fil A, lectured for an hour at work (as in giving one), verified that the body shop screwed up and didn't order the $6 of body clips necessary in time, and came home.

I think I'll have to do this morning ride in lieu of work thing more often.

Methinks I'll take that same route this afternoon except I'll add Roundup, cause I've never done Roundup. I'm expecting fun shall be had.

 

[stoney]

Time to jerk off in the yogurt.

Apparently somebody sued because of that and won. So, no.

 

[jonKranked]

Apparently somebody sued because of that and won. So, no.

you'll need to claim it as a "special dietary requirement"

 

[stoney]

you'll need to claim it as a "special dietary requirement"

My dr says I need to eat an ounce of nut bust per day. I doubt that's going to work outside of the c** guzzlers . com office.

 

[jonKranked]

My dr says I need to eat an ounce of nut bust per day. I doubt that's going to work outside of the c** guzzlers . com office.

then i'll defer back to my original suggestion, use a damn lunch box.

 

[eric strt6]

@stoney
wireless drop cam aimed at work fridge then CC, all the footage of the thief

 

[6thElement]

I rode: https://www.strava.com/activities/911357145/

I approve of your route
@Adventurous, ride report on the gnarly Round Up trail required as I've always bypassed it on the climb too.

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip>
I think I'll have to do this morning ride in lieu of work thing more often.

Keep me in the loop. As things warm up (even more), I may be interested in 7am rides.

 

[canadmos]

I learned what a toast notification is today. And now my day is complete.

 

[jonKranked]

I learned what a toast notification is today. And now my day is complete.

your toaster has bluetooth?

 

[canadmos]

your toaster has bluetooth?

I do not have a toaster.

 

[jonKranked]

I do not have a toaster.

what's it like in the stone age?

 

[canadmos]

what's it like in the stone age?

Its unleavenly.

 

[Toshi]

Keep me in the loop. As things warm up (even more), I may be interested in 7am rides.

It already was prime shortsleeves and shorts riding weather this morning at 7 AM. Little chilly in the shade by the first creek crossing but fine everywhere else.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I've got almost 96 miles of dirt riding in March so far, according to my dork-logger. I should continue this bike riding thing. It seems to suit me. Although my legs are always tired and I have to go to bed around 21:30 every night.

 

[jstuhlman]

fuckit friday has officially begun.

 

[jonKranked]

I've got almost 96 miles of dirt riding in March so far, according to my dork-logger. I should continue this bike riding thing. It seems to suit me. Although my legs are always tired and I have to go to bed around 21:30 every night.

YOU have a dork logger?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

@stoney
wireless drop cam aimed at work fridge then CC, all the footage of the thief

In some places, that could get you ///fired...

 

[eric strt6]

In some places, that could get you ///fired...

hell he didn't get a raise or bonus this year so why the hell should he care........

 

[SkaredShtles]

YOU have a dork logger?

It's an old Garmin I got for Xmas several years ago. Seems to work well enough. But yeah...dork-logger.

 

[eric strt6]

YOU have a dork logger?

. But yeah...dork-logger.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I'd fuckin' sport that in a HEARTBEAT.