And who decided GMT is an acceptable name?
At the Airport waiting to head back home. Stop at Dallas. One coffee in so far.
At the Airport waiting to head back home. Stop at Dallas. One coffee in so far.
I blame StoshAnd who decided GMT is an acceptable name?
At the Airport waiting to head back home. Stop at Dallas. One coffee in so far.
Genital Metastasis Trauma
Fuck off - some of us are...
Not gonna lie, I thought it stood for Good Morning Thread. That always confused me because none of y'all MFs are cheery in the morning... Or afternoon, evening, night... In general.
Good Morning ThreadAnd who decided GMT is an acceptable name?
At the Airport waiting to head back home. Stop at Dallas. One coffee in so far.
It does stand for Good Morning Thread. Now fuck off.I thought it stood for Good Morning Thread. That always confused me because none of y'all MFs are cheery in the morning... Or afternoon, evening, night... In general.
Is this a euphemism for having to poop badly?Up at fy vae em to beat the heat for a run this morning. Suffered an equipment failure half a mile in, walked home.
Fuck off - some of us are...
I hope yall burn your coffee!It does stand for Good Morning Thread. Now fuck off.
My Allroad is in for control arms & tie rod ends. They went from 'hmm was that a creak?' to "omgcreakzjalopynoise!" over the last month or three. I ordered all the parts with the ambitious plan of doing it all myself, then thought better of that idea.Oil changes on both cars yesterday, shocks and steering dampner on the jeep. Always one of those jobs where after its done I realize I should have done them 20k miles earlier
So far I've managed to avoid that catastrophe. It's been close a couple times though, to the point where in what I can only attribute to divine intervention, I once stumbled upon a port-a-potty in what might have been my greatest hour of need.Is this a euphemism for having to poop badly?
Smart man.My Allroad is in for control arms & tie rod ends. They went from 'hmm was that a creak?' to "omgcreakzjalopynoise!" over the last month or three. I ordered all the parts with the ambitious plan of doing it all myself, then thought better of that idea.
My Allroad is in for control arms & tie rod ends. They went from 'hmm was that a creak?' to "omgcreakzjalopynoise!" over the last month or three. I ordered all the parts with the ambitious plan of doing it all myself, then thought better of that idea.
Shouldn't they automate the POC?Morning Monkeys.
Found out the POC for the new tool has been delayed. Seems it is being built by the vendor (IBM) and they are still working on it. It's so easy even the vendor can do a POC in a matter of weeks.
<snip>..I think I broke one of my little piggies when I crashed into the vacuum cleaner in the dark of the hallway last night on my way to bed. Walking is an unpleasant experience. I've got some grocery shopping to do after work, so I'm giving heavy consideration towards checking my dignity (as if I ever had any) at the door, and utilizing the scooter option to get around that bitch...
Are these Mexican portabellos?Found some portablo mushrooms yesterday while out and about.
huh, never thought you were a picky pooperSo far I've managed to avoid that catastrophe. It's been close a couple times though, to the point where in what I can only attribute to divine intervention, I once stumbled upon a port-a-potty in what might have been my greatest hour of need.
Not a question of being picky, as much as a question of urgency.huh, never thought you were a picky pooper
he should get drunk with a coworker before he goes food shopping...they both go....
just shit in someones bushesNot a question of being picky, as much as a question of urgency.
i skipped quite a few classes in high school to go home and take a shit.huh, never thought you were a picky pooper
I've noticed the graph of age (X) vs. frequency of shitting your pants (Y) looks y=[(x-30)^2]/100....give or take a couple yearsNot a question of being picky, as much as a question of urgency.
I believe the monkey term is "e-chair".and utilizing the scooter option
There are no bushes in the Eastern Colorado plains. I could shit behind an antelope maybe.just shit in someones bushes