Got my ass handed to me by South Mountain today on the SB66. Bike was owning sh!t, I was riding too slow and safe. It was all going so well til my fat ass began to tire out, and then I got my dick put in the dirt by mother earth.
Little way further down the trail I did a high speed washout because I was already in a good amount of pain and wasn't paying the best attention.
Which do you think is worse?
I've cancelled my plans to go out drinking, I've tucked my wiener between my legs, and I've put on a pink tutu because I am a screaming little bitch. Now hopefully mother Advil and some ice can get me walking by tomorrow.
Little way further down the trail I did a high speed washout because I was already in a good amount of pain and wasn't paying the best attention.
Which do you think is worse?
I've cancelled my plans to go out drinking, I've tucked my wiener between my legs, and I've put on a pink tutu because I am a screaming little bitch. Now hopefully mother Advil and some ice can get me walking by tomorrow.
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