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narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
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Nov 7, 2001
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is he a metal head? i don't know anything about creed or him, aside from his singing @ the world series this year, and david cross is always making fun of him.

for me, i can't limit it to one. just lump all those hair band members together (ratt, poison, whitesnake, motley crue, etc etc etc) and release the hounds.
 

Hawkeye

Monkey
Jan 8, 2002
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Naperville, IL
narlus said:
is he a metal head? i don't know anything about creed or him, aside from his singing @ the world series this year, and david cross is always making fun of him.

for me, i can't limit it to one. just lump all those hair band members together (ratt, poison, whitesnake, motley crue, etc etc etc) and release the hounds.

Blah, Hair bands RULE!!!
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
narlus said:
is he a metal head? i don't know anything about creed or him, aside from his singing @ the world series this year, and david cross is always making fun of him.

for me, i can't limit it to one. just lump all those hair band members together (ratt, poison, whitesnake, motley crue, etc etc etc) and release the hounds.

noooo...he's a WANT TO BE...read the title of the thread for godsake!
 

Hawkeye

Monkey
Jan 8, 2002
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narlus said:
maybe they do in naperville.

thank god i'm far enough away.

i'd rather listen to disco than hair metal.

Go to a wedding then.

I love going to these hair band tribute band shows they are a riot. Something about watching drunk rich girls falling all over the place makes me laugh.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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narlus said:
maybe they do in naperville.

thank god i'm far enough away.

i'd rather listen to disco than hair metal.
You have a point there.

 

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
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Nov 7, 2001
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Hawkeye said:
Go to a wedding then.

I love going to these hair band tribute band shows they are a riot. Something about watching drunk rich girls falling all over the place makes me laugh.
weddings suck. you are expected to bring a gift.
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Hawkeye said:
Go to a wedding then.

I love going to these hair band tribute band shows they are a riot. Something about watching drunk rich girls falling all over the place makes me laugh.

Drunk rich girls! What about all the dudes that need to live in the now! The long hair, the tight pants...the best outfit which is guaranteed to be sported by many a headbangin tool is the black 501's that look brand new...the white and grey snake skin cowboy boots, and the black leather vest with no shirt...such a great outfit...
 

Rip

Mr. Excitement
Feb 3, 2002
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Over there somewhere.
Wound up messing my left shoulder up Saturday night been hurting pretty badly since then, have to get a new crankset, arm is cracked. Don't know what I need right now.
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
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Reno 911
Glen Danzig, he needs to be strapped to an electric chair and forced to answer everyone's questions about the Misfits. :D

Then Danzig can be beaten up with a 2X4 for breaking up Prong and making Tommy Victor play "Twist of Cane" :devil:
 

McGRP01

beer and bikes
Feb 6, 2003
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Zark said:
Glen Danzig, he needs to be strapped to an electric chair and forced to answer everyone's questions about the Misfits. :D

Then Danzig can be beaten up with a 2X4 for breaking up Prong and making Tommy Victor play "Twist of Cane" :devil:
He's already gotten his ass beaten recently. We've all seen that vid right?
But yes, he deserves a beat down for sure.
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
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Reno 911
McGRP01 said:
He's already gotten his ass beaten recently. We've all seen that vid right?
But yes, he deserves a beat down for sure.
Ohh, I know, it was hilarious! But Danzig needs a good ass whoop'n about every 2 weeks to keep his mouth in check :D
 

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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Zark said:
Ohh, I know, it was hilarious! But Danzig needs a good ass whoop'n about every 2 weeks to keep his mouth in check :D
You'd probably up that to weekly if you heard his Black Symphony project he did for.....Disney.

And if someone is throwing Creed out there can I add Nickleback to the bitch slap list?
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
DVNT said:
You'd probably up that to weekly if you heard his Black Symphony project he did for.....Disney.
That's disgusting, I feel sick.

How about upgrading it to a permanently installed shock collar that I can use every time some one mentions the name "Danzig" :evil:
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Beat downs:

Anyone in a band who wears a latex mask AFTER Gwar started doing it. You don't do it as well, and you have no sense of humour.

Anyone in a "punk" band that plays rap/pop/rock/nu-metal. (yes, I know that means thousands of beat downs)

Tommy Lee for his lame reality show stint on MTV. Shut up and play drums, drama queen.
 

mack

Turbo Monkey
Feb 26, 2003
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Colorado
DIE STUPID BITCH.

dont know if she counts as washed out metal head, but pisses me off none the less.


 

Hawkeye

Monkey
Jan 8, 2002
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Naperville, IL
McGRP01 said:
I was going to say Jason Newsted. For quitting Metallica.
Cliff didn't quit! :evil:

Jason knew the band started to suck during the black album so he flew the coup.

I say he was the smart one of the bunch.

beat the rest of them.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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mack said:
DIE STUPID BITCH.

dont know if she counts as washed out metal head, but pisses me off none the less.
See my above post about "punk" artists.

Wood chipper. Yes, definately wood chipper.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
The first five who spring to mind:

Kevin Dubrow...Mr. Plugs
Ronny James Dio...Rumplestiltskin/Smeagal
Axl Rose...Pillowbitin' Bee-atch
Eddie Van Halen...da Geezer
CiCi Deville...Sweet Little Poletoker
 

gschuette

Monkey
Sep 22, 2004
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I have a bunch of peeps I wanna beat up but I don't take the time to learn the names of wanna be metal heads. So I will have to go with the previously mentioned Creed lead singer. His voice, look, wife, kid, songs about his kid, and his one dance move. You know, the one where he makes two fists and then proceeds to do 1000 air pullups.
 

mack

Turbo Monkey
Feb 26, 2003
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Colorado
H8R said:
See my above post about "punk" artists.

Wood chipper. Yes, definately wood chipper.
Yeah, but you didnt elaborate on who you hated most in that fake punk scene. :blah:



Kid rock deserves to be throw in a wood chiper.
:think:
 

McGRP01

beer and bikes
Feb 6, 2003
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dh girlie said:
Yes...you can...Nickleback sucks like nothing has ever sucked before...
Hahaha...another funny vid is Nickleback's lead singer getting pelted by rocks and walking offstage somewhere in Europe. Classic.
 

DßR

They saw my bloomers
Feb 17, 2004
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haha, good thread.

Fred Durst
dude from Nickelback
Scott Staff or stapp, definitely!
Lars Ulrich
the whiney dude that sings for Radiohead, even tho they're not metal. I still want to beat on him though.
 

pnj

Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings
Aug 14, 2002
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what the hell did lil ol' Dio ever do to anyone? :D

I always thought he was an OK guy because I've never heard of him acting like a big headed rock star. but then again, I do live under a rock. :)
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
llkoolkeg said:
Kevin Dubrow...Mr. Plugs

That dude...man he is SUCH a tool...he totally has plugs. I was in Vegas...and he was in one of the casinos...I was like DUDE...do the heavy metal scream! and he was all WHAT? and I go, you know...the heavy metal scream...wWWAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHH...he was like NO! he had MORE hair 5 years ago then he had back in the 80's! If I can find the picture of me with him I"ll post it...it's hysterical!
 

pnj

Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings
Aug 14, 2002
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dh girlie said:
No kidding...he did nothing...
nothing as in 'nothing worth a damm' or 'nothing to give one a reason to want to kick his asss?'

rainbow, sabbath, dio. :thumb:

don't argue with me, dammit! :nuts: :)