[mack]

I was walking home from school today and I couldnt have ever seen a better hick steriotype. Guy is driving a lifted pickup (american of course), the bed is eaten by rust and filled with beer cans and what not. Truck has no aparent muffling system and is super loud... inside in the rear window is a large confederate flag... any way, this guy sprays me as he goes by and gets dirty water all over me, man it sucked, but i was too much of a pussy to give him the finger. Im sure there was a gun rack in front of that flag, or a flamethrower or somthing scary. ink:

strange story of the day.


Oh, i also got a F on my english paper and failed my drivers permit... its been a great friday :heart:


Godamnit, i mean how many people here know how far away you can park from a stop sing?

 

[JRB]

Oh, i also got a F on my english paper and failed my drivers permit... its been a great friday :heart:


Godamnit, i mean how many people here know how far away you can park from a stop sing?

This could be the most shocking thing ever.

 

[flatulant_man]

don't feel bad. i missed that question too. you can go and take the test again tomorrow.
and yeah i think that beer cans were really grenades so watch your step around those hicks

 

[laura]

Godamnit, i mean how many people here know how far away you can park from a stop sing?

in TN its 50 ft.

 

[JRB]

I found this while searching on how close you can park.

All Your Trailer Park Are Belong To Us

I didn't find out yet, but I think it is like the standard 20 ft from a corner we have here.

 

[JRB]

Oh - btw - you didn't actually meet said hick if no words were exchanged.

Splashed by, yes. Actually met, no.

 

[=[Stinky]=]

jeez... your batting 1000. Thats a daily occurence here... The hick sighting that is.

 

[Ciaran]

Oh, i also got a F on my english paper and failed my drivers permit... its been a great friday :heart:

Godamnit, i mean how many people here know how far away you can park from a stop sing?

We believe you got an F in engrish... we're glad you are not on the road with us.

 

[caputo1989]

I know a retard who pased his permit test. LOL

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I know a retard who pased his permit test. LOL

And his buddy can't spell either.

 

[mack]

We believe you got an F in engrish... we're glad you are not on the road with us.

I know! Last grade i got was an A. It seems this site isnt helping much, apparently my grammar sucks and i cant write papers that portray "direct characterization" or somthing like that.

At least im good at math, probably the only thing usefull that i am taking now, latin and history are, well latin and history. :mumble:

 

[ioscope]

I failed it once, but I can always squirm out of getting F's!

Lococ made that site just so he could post it on RM.

 

[-dustin]

a hick wouldn't have wasted a bullet. he would've thrown his spit cup at you.

 

[JRB]

It seems this site isnt helping much, apparently my grammar sucks and i cant write papers that portray "direct characterization" or somthing like that.

This could be the most flippin moronic thing you ever typed. WE TRY LIKE HELL, but you continue to use horrible spelling and grammar while posting your imbecilic drivel.

 

[mack]

This could be the most flippin moronic thing you ever typed. WE TRY LIKE HELL, but you continue to use horrible spelling and grammar while posting your imbecilic drivel.

***sarcasim***

 

[ioscope]

Ridemonkey is funny today.

 

[mack]

Ridemonkey is funny today.

Well its friday and were all at home wondering why were not out trying to get laid right now. :mumble:

 

[arboc!]

dont feel bad, having a permit is worse then not having one

 

[arboc!]

Mack: you mispelled stereotype! i hope it was a joke

 

[mack]

I knew i spelled it wrong, but was too lazy to look it up. What gets me in engrish is lack of writing skills. Not as in spelling or even so much grammer, but like understanding ideas or trying to say what i mean.

 

[-dustin]

i had that problem in high school, too. my senior year, i thought, "screw it." so i started writing exactly what was going through my head. my grades went up a little. then i saw some movie where there was the line "first draft from the heart, second from the head." i started using that as a guide. my writing grades went up a lot. i have no problems preparing papers now. it's writing them in class (essay exams) where i run into problems.

-edit-

Finding Forrester......

No thinking - that comes later. You must write your first draft with your heart. You rewrite with your head. The first key to writing is... to write, not to think!

 

[ioscope]

Wow lol I hate High School:

"Everybody at school thinks I'm an IDIOT 'cos a you, Gahhhh!

 

[arboc!]

<clears throat> i believe its frickin' idiot

 

[mack]

<clears throat> i believe its frickin' idiot

agreed...














you are going to pay for my MRI bill when i go into shock from your avater. :mumble:

 

[Pau11y]

i had that problem in high school, too. my senior year, i thought, "screw it." so i started writing exactly what was going through my head. my grades went up a little. then i saw some movie where there was the line "first draft from the heart, second from the head." i started using that as a guide. my writing grades went up a lot. i have no problems preparing papers now. it's writing them in class (essay exams) where i run into problems.

-edit-

Finding Forrester......

No thinking - that comes later. You must write your first draft with your heart. You rewrite with your head. The first key to writing is... to write, not to think!

Great movie! I kinda do the same thing w/ the heart and head thing. In fact, (pay attention here Mack), I read over my post at least 3 times before submitting. And this is AFTER I send it thru MS Word's spell checker. A lot of mistakes are intentional (example: kinda, thru, gimme, lemme, ect), but to pooch a thread title w/ "steriotype"?!? Doooood!

 

[-dustin]

i used to go over posts before hitting the "Submit" button, but stopped 'cause i figured it was the internet. i do refrain from the gimme, thru, lemme, etc, though. kinda gets me, as does gotta.

 

[Pau11y]

i used to go over posts before hitting the "Submit" button, but stopped 'cause i figured it was the internet. i do refrain from the gimme, thru, lemme, etc, though. kinda gets me, as does gotta.

Does using ppl get cha too?

 

[arboc!]

agreed...














you are going to pay for my MRI bill when i go into shock from your avater. :mumble:

not as bad as my old one

 

[dhtahoe]

This could be the most flippin moronic thing you ever typed. WE TRY LIKE HELL, but you continue to use horrible spelling and grammar while posting your imbecilic drivel.

And he wonders about the F

 

[-dustin]

Does using ppl get cha too?

nope. none of the little abbreviations. ppl, brb, lol, wtf, rofl, et cetera.

 

[Pau11y]

I have to give Mack credit tho (that one was for you Inbred ), he's not nearly as bad as that other kid...Monashu or something like that? That kid couldn't construct a coherent sentence to save his life! And, we all know how much Chicodude loves him for that Then, there was another kid, NorCal Hucker (again, not 100% certain on his nick) who ChicoDude and I was trying to understand, but simply couldn't.

 

[arboc!]

I have to give Mack credit tho (that one was for you Inbred ), he's not nearly as bad as that other kid...Monashu or something like that? That kid couldn't construct a coherent sentence to save his life! And, we all know how much Chicodude loves him for that Then, there was another kid, NorCal Hucker (again, not 100% certain on his nick) who ChicoDude and I was trying to understand, but simply couldn't.

oh now your gonna get it... chicodue and i WAS trying to understand
i think you mean were

 

[reflux]

nope. none of the little abbreviations. ppl, brb, lol, wtf, rofl, et cetera.

what about N E WAYZ?


I've been meaning to pick up and go through this grammar book that I bought for an editing class, but can't seem to get around to it. In the meantime, I go by the CPA writing train of thought--Conclusion, points, arguments. Funny thing is, my essays are much shorter too when I use that format.

 

[Pau11y]

oh now your gonna get it... chicodue and i WAS trying to understand
i think you mean were

Nope, you're right; I ate crap on that one. I've always mixed up my singular and plurals since day one. But my excuse is English is not my native tongue. In Chinese, to address plurals, there’s another phrase altogether. Most of the time, ppl just use the singular version for the plural.

 

[arboc!]

i try not to make fun of grammar/spelling too much, because im afraid ill screw up making fun of them and get owned like you just did

 

[-dustin]

i would just like to say this thread has reminded me of 2 songs.

George Strait - Love without End, Amen:

I got sent home from school one day with a shiner on my eye.
Fightin’ was against the rules and it didn’t matter why.
When dad got home I told that story just like I’d rehearsed.
And then stood there on those tremblin’ knees and waited for the worst.

and

artist and song not needed. if you don't know who this is, you ain't down (who ever transcribed this did a poor job):

well i was comin home late one dark afternoon
a reporter stopped me for a interview
she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables
this young reporter i did adore
so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before
she said damn fly guy im in love with you
the casanova legend must have been true
i said by the way baby what's your name
said i go by the name of lois lane
and you could be my boyfiend you surely can
just let me quit my boyfriend called superman
i said he's a fairy i do suppoose
flyin through the air in pantyhose
he may be very sexy or even cute
but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and his whole name across his chest
he may be able to fly all through the night
but can he rock a party til the early light
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm

 

[Pau11y]

i try not to make fun of grammar/spelling too much, because im afraid ill screw up making fun of them and get owned like you just did

Hate to point this out then. In you "owning" me, you spelled ChicoDude's nick wrong. But I'm pretty sure I did too as I don't believe he spells his nick w/ a cap. D for dude.

 

[chicodude]

True.


You may call me Chris though.......

 

[-dustin]

hi Kris

 

[chicodude]

Honestly I don't really know how I came up with the name chicodude. Hell, I don't even live in chico...........