[MMike]

So I had my company golf tournament today. I was lucky enough to be put into one of the "beautiful people" foursomes...

Just mind boggling the world they live in. They were on the phone (on the golf course) bidding on a helicopter at some auction. And the pres of the company ran up the bidding on a Bell 212 to 1.71 million. And he said it was worth no more than $1M. But he didn't like the guy he was bidding against. He ALMOST had to buy it. but in the end he ended up losing....but his opponent bid $1.72M and that's when president bowed out. And he hung up the phone and chuckled and told us what he had just done.

I mean....good lord.......

He bought the drinks


(and my foursome actually won the tournament!) little thanks to me...

 

[jdcamb]

I can now hate you with all the unbridled passion that a white person can hate another white person with...

 

[N8 v2.0]

Capitalism pwnz

 

[JohnE]

You golf? Someone neg rep MMike for me...white people, sheesh...

 

[stevew]

You golf? Someone neg rep MMike for me...white people, sheesh...

hey...i'm sure more minorities play golf than ride mountain bikes.

 

[jonKranked]

I was expecting a jersey shore thread. I am dissappoint

 

[JohnE]

hey...i'm sure more minorities play golf than ride mountain bikes.

Hey, no bringing logic and reason into this...next thing you will be expecting facts.

 

[ICEBALL585]

I was expecting a jersey shore thread. I am dissappoint

Here's your Jersey Shore reference...

 

[llkoolkeg]

Here's your Jersey Shore reference...

She looks a lot more hot in this cartoon than "real life". I saw her on an episode of Silent Library and couldn't help wondering exactly how much Michelob Ultra guidospunk she had to guzzle in order to put on that kinda weight.

 

[MMike]

For the record, this was my 5th company golf tournament. And this was also the 5th time I've ever played golf.

 

[zdubyadubya]

I was lucky enough to be put into one of the "beautiful people" foursomes...

The person responsible has been fired. We assure those concerned that this error in judgement will not happen again.

 

[Da Peach]

I can now hate you with all the unbridled passion that a white person can hate another white person with...

That's racist.

 

[jdcamb]

That's racist.

OK.... I hate you to now too... Well actually I don't, but don't tell anyone, I got an image to uphold....

These tatoos are only cool If I act hatefully towards everyone. Afterall I did get them on my face....

 

[MMike]

These tatoos are only cool If I act hatefully towards everyone. Afterall I did get them on my face....

But they are of pink teddy bears riding unicorns.

 

[TN]

So I had my company golf tournament today. I was lucky enough to be put into one of the "beautiful people" foursomes...

Just mind boggling the world they live in. They were on the phone (on the golf course) bidding on a helicopter at some auction. And the pres of the company ran up the bidding on a Bell 212 to 1.71 million. And he said it was worth no more than $1M. But he didn't like the guy he was bidding against. He ALMOST had to buy it. but in the end he ended up losing....but his opponent bid $1.72M and that's when president bowed out. And he hung up the phone and chuckled and told us what he had just done.

I mean....good lord.......

He bought the drinks


(and my foursome actually won the tournament!) little thanks to me...

I bet you were the bottom in this foursome. i hope you got a reach around at least....wait, no I don't.

 

[MMike]

I bet you were the bottom in this foursome. i hope you got a reach around at least....wait, no I don't.

in every sense

 

[JohnE]

For the record, this was my 5th company golf tournament. And this was also the 5th time I've ever played golf.

So if you have only taken it in the butt once a year, for the past 5 years, are you still ghey?

 

[jimmydean]

So if you have only taken it in the butt once a year, for the past 5 years, are you still ghey?

Only if they made eye contact. Otherwise it's part of his job description.

 

[stevew]

Hey, no bringing logic and reason into this...next thing you will be expecting facts.

i'll leave the bringing in of facts to meusheu.

 

[jdcamb]

But they are of pink teddy bears riding unicorns.

Granted I didn't get them done in my Bedroom, and they are pink, but they are supposed to be grizzlies eating wild mustangs. A couple of years ago I lost some weight and they have morphed into what appears to be Pink Teddy Bears riding Unicorns, but they aren't asshole!

 

[sanjuro]

I have a White Person Problem:

My sys admins and data center people have taken forever to complete a move.

So when I was lazy this morning and postponed my ride for this afternoon, I didn't know it would be until 10pm when they got completed.

I had to sit around in my apartment and watch movies while I waited. Now I am on the trainer because it is too late to ride today.

WHITE PERSON WHINE!

 

[jonKranked]

Here's your Jersey Shore reference...

That looks more like Fran Drescher than snooki

 

[Ciaran]

That looks more like Fran Drescher than snooki

I should neg rep you for knowing that.

 

[TheMontashu]

I bet you were the bottom in this foursome. i hope you got a reach around at least....wait, no I don't.

Mike's a whore for big business, I don't think he would get that kind of courtesy, at-least he's compensated with big wad of cash.

 

[MMike]

A communist jew....whoddathunk?

 

[TheMontashu]

A communist jew....whoddathunk?

I'm just happy to help pay for your kids college, and possibly your or some one you knows cancer cancer treatment comrade.

 

[Da Peach]

I'm just happy to help pay for your kids college, and possibly your or some one you knows cancer cancer treatment comrade.

SOMEBODY is college age, methinks...

 

[Westy]

I thought this was going to be about skin cancer.

 

[eaterofdog]

I got my own white people problem today.

I have to mow and tend the land I own.

 

[jonKranked]

I should neg rep you for knowing that.

The show is great. And by great, I mean its like watching an hour long train wreck every week.

 

[mandown]

My buddy had never heard of "white people problems" and so riddled with white guilt that he was offended by the term. Now that is a white people problem infinite loop.

 

[jonKranked]

My buddy had never heard of "white people problems" and so riddled with white guilt that he was offended by the term. Now that is a white people problem infinite loop.

 

[Ciaran]

My buddy had never heard of "white people problems" and so riddled with white guilt that he was offended by the term. Now that is a white people problem infinite loop.

White people are so weird.

 

[BIGHITR]

So your boss was willing to spend 1.7M on a helicopter but yet he wouldn't blow a lousy $21,000 more to out bid 1.72M? What a cheap ass!

 

[MMike]

So your boss was willing to spend 1.7M on a helicopter but yet he wouldn't blow a lousy $21,000 more to out bid 1.72M? What a cheap ass!

he didn't actually want it. that's the point.

 

[BIGHITR]

he didn't actually want it. that's the point.

Okay, so what was the point?

 

[MMike]

Okay, so what was the point?

He ran the bidding up, knowing that he could end up with an overpriced helicopter.

 

[Da Peach]

He ran the bidding up, knowing that he could end up with an overpriced helicopter.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooohhhhhh. I get it.

 

[jdcamb]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooohhhhhh. I get it.

Did you have to utilize skills you learned in Grade 13? If thats the case most of us are screwed....

 

[Da Peach]

Did you have to utilize skills you learned in Grade 13? If thats the case most of us are screwed....

We don't have grade 13 in Canada. It's unlucky.