I'm sure I missed some. Not a bad start though.
Who are the most insufferable aholes?
- Thread starter eaterofdog
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Other drivers. If you are reading this, this means you.
iPhone/iPad users
also, this poll should allow multiple options
Beer snobs.
i want to vote more than oooooooooooooonce
no tv people and commuter whoozeewhatzits kill me. Take three seconds and figure it out, and nobody cares that you don't TV. Nobody. Not one person gives a damn. I promise you. Nobody goes home and things, gee, that Larry is really smart because he just surfs the internet all day instead of watching TV.
I voted for the overly brand loyal people. Steve jobs could lay a nasty one in a box, press an apple logo into it, wrap it in a black turtleneck, and people would buy them by the thousands (yeah it doesn't have wifi, but it's got apps like *Dirty Hand* and *Smell bad*.......same with other people in the DH forum...take favorite designer A, throw in a few groovy acronyms and a patent, and you've got 15 people who say it's the best thing out there even though it hasn't been released and it really doesn't do anything different than anything else besides having extra patents and acronyms attached to it...
no tv people and commuter whoozeewhatzits kill me. Take three seconds and figure it out, and nobody cares that you don't TV. Nobody. Not one person gives a damn. I promise you. Nobody goes home and things, gee, that Larry is really smart because he just surfs the internet all day instead of watching TV.
I voted for the overly brand loyal people. Steve jobs could lay a nasty one in a box, press an apple logo into it, wrap it in a black turtleneck, and people would buy them by the thousands (yeah it doesn't have wifi, but it's got apps like *Dirty Hand* and *Smell bad*.......same with other people in the DH forum...take favorite designer A, throw in a few groovy acronyms and a patent, and you've got 15 people who say it's the best thing out there even though it hasn't been released and it really doesn't do anything different than anything else besides having extra patents and acronyms attached to it...
I voted the stinky bastards off first. I don't always smell like sunshine myself but that's usually because I've been out riding or trail building and I am aware of it. What bugs the hell out of me are those foul bastards who are oblivious to their own stench and insist on hanging around me. Cigarettes, too much perfume/cologne, whatever it is, get it the hell away from me or I swear the next time I have a bean burrito for lunch I'm going to camp out in your cubicle all afternoon.
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I know what sells around here.
Ohh, don't forget the people who are all like, "what handlebar and front der. will work best with my bike?" They're freaking components! Buy what works for YOUR body and fits within your budget.
Also, what about the people who buy a bike then ask for e-opinions on the interweb. Look, I'm happy to give you e-props, but not when you're 6'3" and buy a medium.
I voted for sh1tty parents.
Did I mention I'm vegan?
Did I mention I'm vegan?
Bacon.
You forgot people who drive with a cell phone permanently attached to their head. Hang up and drive mutherfvcker !
And let's not leave out douche-bags on rigid 29r's in their full race kit, skin suit, unitard who ride dirt roads after work. It's not race day tool bag, now go get that pristine ti frame dirty. On second thought, please stay out of the woods.
And let's not leave out douche-bags on rigid 29r's in their full race kit, skin suit, unitard who ride dirt roads after work. It's not race day tool bag, now go get that pristine ti frame dirty. On second thought, please stay out of the woods.
Loco sucks.
I think people who complain about everything should be included. I'm trying to get better, I swear.
I think people who complain about everything should be included. I'm trying to get better, I swear.
MMike
Why am *I* not one of the poll options? 
You would be option 12 if that many poll results were allowed.Why am *I* not one of the poll options?
Yes, I left off the bacon and loco options. You guys are like Letterman, running a joke into the ground until there are only twisted smoking shards of notfunny scattered across the blighted landscape.
Sh1tty parents takes an early lead.
Sh1tty parents takes an early lead.
Pretty sure you fit into option 3.Why am *I* not one of the poll options?
I'm calling bull$hit on the "no one watches much TV" part...
How about this option:
"Miserable people stuck in Central FL posting dumb polls on the intarwebz"
Possible?
"Miserable people stuck in Central FL posting dumb polls on the intarwebz"
Possible?
Beats the hell out of anything you posted today.
Bah. Says you.
trollercoaster... of love.
You forgot about people that hang from hooks.
29ers
And those easily defeated by lowly rodents.
stinky people suck. especially cigarettes smokers and people with halitosis
no choice for close talkers? that irks me
no choice for close talkers? that irks me
Those many times FOILED by lowly rodents, then...Defeated? I think not.
Are you gonna eat it?
Every single one of my coworkers falls into at least one of those catagories.
I'd like to ad one though.
The person who thinks they like food, but eats total crap. Stop talking about how good the pepperjack cheese is on that nasty Costco cold cut platter. You ate a Hot Pocket and baked Lays for lunch.
I'd like to ad one though.
The person who thinks they like food, but eats total crap. Stop talking about how good the pepperjack cheese is on that nasty Costco cold cut platter. You ate a Hot Pocket and baked Lays for lunch.
I effin' love baked lays
I'm too good of a person to hate.
That should get me on the list.
That should get me on the list.
Clove Smoking covered in patchoulie oil Stinky vegan bastards in the office that are technically incompetant and drive a prius at 50 mph in the fast lane
Do you really bump into that many vegetarians who talk about it non stop? Really? I participate in a community of people that lean towards the non-meat eating group (you know, all the great hippy ****, co-ops farmer's markets, neighborhood cookouts, pot lucks etc.) And I am a food freak so it is either the centrer of my socializing or it comes up in conversations a lot. I couldn't tell you which of my friends do or do not eat meat. They don't talk about it except in passing on a dish and I can't tell just by looking.
I also work with kids, many of whom don't eat meat but I never hear them talking about it, unless they are offered something that they don't eat. Then they politely decline, explain their aversion and we move on.
So I am trying to figure out if central FL just has a large population of radical vegetarians with a case of the verbal ****s, or if you just have a very low tolerance for people who are slightly more conscientious about their eating habits.
I also work with kids, many of whom don't eat meat but I never hear them talking about it, unless they are offered something that they don't eat. Then they politely decline, explain their aversion and we move on.
So I am trying to figure out if central FL just has a large population of radical vegetarians with a case of the verbal ****s, or if you just have a very low tolerance for people who are slightly more conscientious about their eating habits.