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Who dies first?

  • The overly brand-loyal bike/car owner. I bought it so it must be teh best evar!

    Votes: 9 12.5%
  • The vegetarian who needs to bring it up TEN TIMES A DAY. I get it already, you weakling.

    Votes: 3 4.2%
  • The "I don't watch TV" person. Guess what fvcktard, it's 2010, no one watches much TV.

    Votes: 7 9.7%
  • The dumbass who tries to hide their stupidiy by asking nonstop questions. Read the freaking manual.

    Votes: 5 6.9%
  • Stinky bastards. Cigarettes, perfumes, booze or whatever. You smell like crap.

    Votes: 14 19.4%
  • Morning people. Get out.

    Votes: 4 5.6%
  • Door to door ANYTHING. I don't want your jesus or your boxes of frozen steaks. Maybe a frozen jesus.

    Votes: 5 6.9%
  • Sh1tty parents. Especially when they are relatives

    Votes: 21 29.2%
  • Anyone completely confused by a computer. You are thisclose to being illiterate.

    Votes: 4 5.6%

  • Total voters
    72

Big J

Monkey
Jul 18, 2005
421
0
Chicago
So I am trying to figure out if central FL just has a large population of radical vegetarians with a case of the verbal ****s, or if you just have a very low tolerance for people who are slightly more conscientious about their eating habits.
Come on Laura you know who we're talking about......."Oh... I haven't had meat in over a year"..blah..blah...blah...to which I reply "Well I haven't had a banana in two weeks where's my gold star?"

J
 

TheMontashu

Pourly Tatteued Jeu
Mar 15, 2004
5,549
0
I'm homeless
2nd what laura said. Me and allot of my friends (probably half) don't eat meat. There's really nothing to say about it, we don't preach to any one. I find that most of the conversations I have about it are my friends making fun of me or people asking why after i turn down meat.

Edit, I find the only people i meet who brag about vegetarians are the ones who just stopped eating meat a month ago. Even though they still it gelatin and fish

I find that the worst people are not just the ones that drive a prius, but the ones who have stickers plastered all over the thing about how "green" it is. You're car still uses gas you moron!
 
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laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
6,259
15
Glitter Gulch
Come on Laura you know who we're talking about......."Oh... I haven't had meat in over a year"..blah..blah...blah...to which I reply "Well I haven't had a banana in two weeks where's my gold star?"

J

Why don't you try going without a banana for a year before you ask for a star.
 

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
8,422
1,672
Central Florida
No Laura, not "that many" of them. This is the south, a considerable percentage of the population lives on pure lard and cigarettes. But some veggies are more self righteous than just-reborn Christians when they do turn up.

**** I left off bible thumpers.
 

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
8,422
1,672
Central Florida
Must be an imposter, where do you really live?

There are more Religion Depot warehouse churches around Central FL than you could imagine:shocked:
Don't forget the non-stop anti-abortion billboards from Gainesville to Tampa on I-75. More dead fetus pictures per mile than just about anywhere.

I'm originally from out west. Cali born.
 

syadasti

i heart mac
Apr 15, 2002
12,690
290
VT
Don't forget the non-stop anti-abortion billboards from Gainesville to Tampa on I-75. More dead fetus pictures per mile than just about anywhere.
The only positive is in Gainesville you can legally poach "The Rock" church's private land. They have mountain biking trails there and the powerlines trails are about half mile away (also on private land but that owner doesn't really want you there). Powerlines probably has the most significant hills I've seen in FL...so like an average hill elsewhere.

http://gccfla.org/pdf/TheRockTrail.pdf
 

bizutch

Delicate CUSTOM flower
Dec 11, 2001
15,929
24
Over your shoulder whispering
I want an option for "Arrogant, cocky nerds!" You know...that guy who stands around and spouts out all his knowledge of things and talks down to you like you are dumber than him because you didn't know a particular math equation. I want that option!

That, or to sit in on Kenan's next check up and beat the doc up good.
 

Serial Midget

Al Bundy
Jun 25, 2002
13,053
1,896
Fort of Rio Grande
You forgot single parents, expectant parents, new parents or any parent who thinks their actions / consequences are the center of the universe. News flash parents - people screw.

Wow. That was fun. :)
 
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kazlx

Patches O'Houlihan
Aug 7, 2006
6,985
1,957
Tustin, CA
I voted for crappy parents, since that seems to be the root of most of the other issues. The apple usually doesn't fall far from the crooked tree.
 

Runner

Monkey
Sep 21, 2007
377
0
CT
You forgot single parents, expectant parents, new parents or any parent who thinks their actions / consequences are the center of the universe.
The worst is when they tell you exactly how old they are, like I give a **** if he's 22 and three seventeenth months old.
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
0
SF
This is one of the rare times where I think living in SF is a good thing.

Naturally, there are a lot of vegetarians out here, and it is no big deal. No one gets ragged, no one brags about it.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
Do you really bump into that many vegetarians who talk about it non stop? Really?
It's really not vegetarians that are bothersome per se, but rather people that feel the need to invent something "unique" about themselves so they have something to talk/feel superior about. There are other similar trends that people use to fill the same void, but "vegetarian" seems to be the most common and annoying one.

People can eat nothing but dog turds for all I care, just don't constantly prattle on about how great you are or how hard your life is because of it.