A large, unwashed, very hairy man sticks a icepick in his ass, handle first. You are clamped to a hot cement floor by your neck. The fat, hairy man sits on your face repeatedly, puncturing your eyes with the icepick.
Being in auto sales I get the Honda loyal assface about once a week coming around to tell me how f'ing great Honda is. You see it a lot with Chevy vs. Ford vs. Dogde WHO the hell cares!? It is transportation to get you from point a to point b.
I got a lot of Trek loyal $hit heads too when I managed a bike shop.
2nd what laura said. Me and allot of my friends (probably half) don't eat meat. There's really nothing to say about it, we don't preach to any one. I find that most of the conversations I have about it are my friends making fun of me or people asking why after i turn down meat.
Edit, I find the only people i meet who brag about vegetarians are the ones who just stopped eating meat a month ago. Even though they still it gelatin and fish
I find that the worst people are not just the ones that drive a prius, but the ones who have stickers plastered all over the thing about how "green" it is. You're car still uses gas you moron!
Door to door people. I worked nights for almost 9 years, despite the "no soliciting" sign on the door I was consistently awoken at least twice a month by some douchebag pushing sh!t I didn't need. I would answer the door in my boxers and inquire not so politely about their reading comprehension skills. That usually got them off my door step pretty quick.