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Who else is single and getting drunk?

I've gotten over my hatred/depression for Christmas finally, and now have resorted to drinking my merry cheer. It's really kind of fun. I'm just going to drink my Sierra Nevada festive Ale and play some video games, or download porn, I haven't decided yet.
I got a frikken collectors rubiks' cube from my mom instead of the full cooking set I wanted. Yes, I like to cook. She got it cuz' I had one when I was a kid and she thought I had it figured out. Uhhhhh, well no. I took out the blocks and put it back together like all the other semi-smart kids did.
At least I sent my niece something that takes batteries and will annoy my brother for about 2 months. She keeps saying "Uncle Jet sent me something really big!"
I wanted to send the Nerf machine gun, but her mother would have freaked out.
 

DirtyMike

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Hell Im married and Im ,getting drunk. Inlaws place in teh morning is going to be a bit uncomfortable, big plans at My family and they feeling the whole you feel there more important route..........Screw it, Jack to the rescue!!!!!
 

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I hate Christmas. I've been the Grinch all day and I don't plan to stop anytime soon. **** festive cheer I'm sick and I want to watch tv and do nothing. I can't wait until thursday and all this family bull**** is over.
 

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My cousins wife found his stash in his suitcase and removed it so I have no idea how we're going to deal with the old people tomorrow. Jesus this sucks.
 

jonKranked

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i'm not single, i'm in pennsyl-tucky, and at least i have yuengling to drink. my gf is sick with the flu in ohio with her cvnt of a sister and the rest of her crap-tacular family. I feel bad for her. But then again, I'm stuck with my family that's so fat they think I'm anorexic because I'm a normal sized human being.

At least Pulp Fiction is on.
 

dirttastesgood

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I feel worse for my gf, her family expects her to do everything. Mine expects me to be grumpy and make fun of people.
 

greenchris

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DA BEARS.
teh herbs help me keep jolly! i can't be bitter this christmas as I'm hoping I get a lot of new gear for my trip next week.
 

jonKranked

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old people have good medication. Just look harder. Or tell grandpa you'll get him outside for a little bit if he'll buy you some booze.