Who's they guy runnin around here claiming to be the Shed-Pimp? 
I'm the real deal. :eviltongu
"Wildly inappropriate!"
I'm the real deal. :eviltongu
"Wildly inappropriate!"
Who is this imposter?
- Thread starter Paris
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what's a pimp w/out his fo-dee? oh wait, isn't that supposed to be a bum?DßR said:
DßR said:
Looks like a for-tee- 'Ho to me..........................
"come on now... pass that fo-dee around, h0!"
"sippin it gangsta style."
"don't sip too much or you ain't gonna be in good shape tomorrow!"
"sippin it gangsta style."
"don't sip too much or you ain't gonna be in good shape tomorrow!"
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I heard he looked like this...
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Actually the rumor is that this is the Shed-Pimp...
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Ya'll betta recognize.......Paris you'll be pimp as soon as u can out sprint me from the verizon gate to the bottom of the jump trail, after finishing off a half a bottle of irish whiskey the night before...but until that day comes...you'll just b a hater, like the rest of them........
THE ONE AND ONLY........SHEDPIMP
"Don't hate the player....hate YOUR game!"
THE ONE AND ONLY........SHEDPIMP
"Don't hate the player....hate YOUR game!"
alright guys we all know im the real shed pimp here i mean come on......
......... don't hurt me?!?!?!?
......... don't hurt me?!?!?!?
quoting 50 cent: "i don't know what you heard about D, bitches can't get a dollar outta D, no cadillacs no perms you can't see... cause D's a motha f*ckin' SHED P.I.M.P!"
hey shedpimp, i still got those shorts from here that i offered to sell to you at mtncreek. they are too small for me (size 34, brand new, still got tags on them) if you want them. $50. if not, i'm sure i can squeeze my phat ass into them or sell them to someone else. if you don't know (remember) who i am, i'm the one that was sportin' da fuh real dog (from my local DC ghetto) fo-dees
unlike someone's 32s from silver sprung 
(giving hungover dan a hard time!). what happened to you and teo (sp?) on sunday... i know his knee was pretty messed up!
hey shedpimp, i still got those shorts from here that i offered to sell to you at mtncreek. they are too small for me (size 34, brand new, still got tags on them) if you want them. $50. if not, i'm sure i can squeeze my phat ass into them or sell them to someone else. if you don't know (remember) who i am, i'm the one that was sportin' da fuh real dog (from my local DC ghetto) fo-dees
unlike someone's 32s from silver sprung (giving hungover dan a hard time!). what happened to you and teo (sp?) on sunday... i know his knee was pretty messed up!don't you mean the shed punk...
not a hater...just funnin
not a hater...just funnin
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probably more like "SHED DRUNK!"Paris said:
guys stop fighting ur scaring me... ihae it when u guys fight
oh brother!?
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probably more like "SHED DRUNK!"
Ask and ye shall receive....
Ask and ye shall receive....
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now now mister psuedo-pimper--
my neck was sore for a good while (i was the drunkerd and idiot that time).
i'm just givin your sorry ass a bad time...
you looked like this...
my neck was sore for a good while (i was the drunkerd and idiot that time).
i'm just givin your sorry ass a bad time...
you looked like this...
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Wow, I've totally missed somthing........
There should be a "who da real shed pimp" race so that all contenders can duke it out.
Da hell wit da Pimp , show me da ho's
Now in order to be a TRUE Shedpimp you have to meet some, if not all of the following requirements....
1. Be part of the origanal Sunday group.....(Glenn, John, Skip, Woody, Chris and Ed Jarcy, RB, DK)....and know what the original meeting time was before John and Glenn had kids and found God.
2. Be well versed in ALL aspects of shed riding....DH, Drops, XC!!..not just the fast smooth jumpy sh*t.
3. PBR...'nuff said.
4. Have sex with, or at least rumored to have sex with 3 or more other shed riders.
5. There is NO number 5
There's only one rider that I know that's close...Adam Hill, but he's out of the country, next in line would be Googlia(sp?) ...with DBR and Hillary comming in a close second!!! So all u haters brush up on your XC skills, drink cheap beer, and hit on the other people you ride with......
SHEDPIMP
1. Be part of the origanal Sunday group.....(Glenn, John, Skip, Woody, Chris and Ed Jarcy, RB, DK)....and know what the original meeting time was before John and Glenn had kids and found God.
2. Be well versed in ALL aspects of shed riding....DH, Drops, XC!!..not just the fast smooth jumpy sh*t.
3. PBR...'nuff said.
4. Have sex with, or at least rumored to have sex with 3 or more other shed riders.
5. There is NO number 5
There's only one rider that I know that's close...Adam Hill, but he's out of the country, next in line would be Googlia(sp?) ...with DBR and Hillary comming in a close second!!! So all u haters brush up on your XC skills, drink cheap beer, and hit on the other people you ride with......
SHEDPIMP
In order to be an "ORIGINAL SHED PIMP" you MUST:
1. Not wear a black t-shirt everyday.
2. Not rip off icons for your avitar on ridemonkey.
3. Not be rumored to have had sex with at least 3 shed riders even if they were men.
4. Like posting stupid **** on ridemonkey because lately you have too much time on your hands
5. Realize there is life outside the "NECK", otherwise where ya gonna get da ho's??
------------------------------>your turn...
1. Not wear a black t-shirt everyday.
2. Not rip off icons for your avitar on ridemonkey.
3. Not be rumored to have had sex with at least 3 shed riders even if they were men.
4. Like posting stupid **** on ridemonkey because lately you have too much time on your hands
5. Realize there is life outside the "NECK", otherwise where ya gonna get da ho's??
------------------------------>your turn...
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Ok Here goes...
1. Black is the new...black
2. B!tch please...I thought of the shirt!!!
3. You're the one with the nickname "Paris"...by the way get any manicures lately???
4. There is no life outside of Fredneck...besides riding is better than Ho's at least with riding the pain goes away!
Have fun....
SP
1. Black is the new...black
2. B!tch please...I thought of the shirt!!!
3. You're the one with the nickname "Paris"...by the way get any manicures lately???
4. There is no life outside of Fredneck...besides riding is better than Ho's at least with riding the pain goes away!
Have fun....
SP
1. Black t-shirts while mildly entertaining are um...black
2. The shirt lets see you thought of youre not from around here, the rest including making the shirts and especially the "GRAPHIC"------------> I did.
So ummmm, Ill take all do credit for that thanks.
3. You made up the nickname Paris, why was that? Im guessing it doesnt have anything to do with my fingernail cheese. But I am thinking of going down to one of those nail places where all da hos are, ya know, them orientals.
4. Life outside of Fredrick is well, a little more interesting than Hard Times and the bottom of a bottle of Irish Whiskey, especially DC, so what's your deal?
5. Don't let da HO'S get ya down, there's one on every block...you should know...........PIMPER
OSP
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2. The shirt lets see you thought of youre not from around here, the rest including making the shirts and especially the "GRAPHIC"------------> I did.
So ummmm, Ill take all do credit for that thanks.
3. You made up the nickname Paris, why was that? Im guessing it doesnt have anything to do with my fingernail cheese. But I am thinking of going down to one of those nail places where all da hos are, ya know, them orientals.
4. Life outside of Fredrick is well, a little more interesting than Hard Times and the bottom of a bottle of Irish Whiskey, especially DC, so what's your deal?
5. Don't let da HO'S get ya down, there's one on every block...you should know...........PIMPER
OSP
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:nuts: HA .Dis is funny sh*t .Keep it up.
Later E.C.
Later E.C.
Only one way for u boyz to settle this.Shed Pimp,drop back to sport class,
And you guys fight it out for the championship next year.The winner can
proclaim himself the real deal!Of course,there will be other serious contenders,Chip,Richard,and present MAC champ Jay,but you get the idea.
Maybe I'll spray paint my bald spot,lie about my age and join in,but I give
up on the fashion/pork king war!
And you guys fight it out for the championship next year.The winner can
proclaim himself the real deal!Of course,there will be other serious contenders,Chip,Richard,and present MAC champ Jay,but you get the idea.
Maybe I'll spray paint my bald spot,lie about my age and join in,but I give
up on the fashion/pork king war!
Dude ,Lets not encourage such things as droping back to sport class(The Pimp allready did that once).Everyone else step up !!!If ya want the Pimp ,Ya gotta go after him where he resides .The Expert Class !
You are correct- That is him.. !!!!!!!1DßR said: