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Who Knew O'Reily is a Sex Maniac

MikeD

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Oct 26, 2001
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Jesus said:
His word against hers, so we'll never know the truth.
If, as the website guesses, she has recorded their 'conversations,' we may know at least some of the truth. And even if it's not admissible in court, it will damage his rep beyond repair...even if the conversations are being used out of context and were actually consensual at the time. He's kinda screwed if there are tapes...

Why does this remind me of the beginning of 'The Birdcage?'
MD

Edit: "The defendant's eyes became glazed and bizarrely strayed in opposite directions?" Ok, Ok, that's it...Bill O'Reilly is really a reporter from ToonTown..I see it now.
 

valve bouncer

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Two ugly sisters from Fordham
Went out for a walk 'til it bored 'em
On the way back
A sex maniac
Jumped out of the bush and ignored 'em
 

N8 v2.0

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DRB said:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html

......claiming that he subjected her to repeated instances of sexual harassment and spoke often, and explicitly, to her about phone sex, vibrators, threesomes, masturbation, the loss of his virginity, and sexual fantasies.

The detailed exerpts are funny.....or actually kinda hot. Maybe O'Reily should start up with Penthouse forums.

She claims she was 'forced' to have telephone sex with him...


...forced???

:p
 

Damn True

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Between a rock and a hard place.
valve bouncer said:
Two ugly sisters from Fordham
Went out for a walk 'til it bored 'em
On the way back
A sex maniac
Jumped out of the bush and ignored 'em

LOL

There once was a Bishop from Birmingham
Who buggerd two nuns while confirming 'em
they knelt before god which excited his rod
and he pumped his episcopal sperm in 'em
 

valve bouncer

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Damn True said:
LOL

There once was a Bishop from Birmingham
Who buggerd two nuns while confirming 'em
they knelt before god which excited his rod
and he pumped his episcopal sperm in 'em
From the depths of the crypt at St Giles
Came a scream that resounded for miles
Said the Vicar "Good Gracious,
Has Father Ignatius
Forgotten the bishop has piles"
:thumb:
 

narlus

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interesting quote:

"if you cross FOX NEWS CHANNEL. it's not just me, it's [FOX President] Roger Ailes who will go after you. I'm the street guy out in front making loud noises about the issues, but Ailes operates behind the scenes, strategizes and makes things happen so that one day BAM! The person gets what's coming to them but never sees it coming. Look at Al Franken, one day he's going to get a knock on his door and life as he's known it will change forever. That day will happen, trust me."
 

BurlyShirley

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You know what? I am a sex maniac. I say inappropriate things to girls sometimes, because sometimes it results in them sleeping with me. Sometimes its been girls I worked with. **** it. So what? So lets say Bill tried to bang some chick...who cares? Thats why men exist...to try and coax women into bed. WTF?
 

Silver

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BurlySurly said:
You know what? I am a sex maniac. I say inappropriate things to girls sometimes, because sometimes it results in them sleeping with me. Sometimes its been girls I worked with. **** it. So what? So lets say Bill tried to bang some chick...who cares? Thats why men exist...to try and coax women into bed. WTF?
It's a little different if you happen to be their boss though, wouldn't you think?

I'm sure you would have complained if your commanding officer in the military dropped a hint that if you sucked his dick, he'd make sure you didn't end up doing a crappy job in a bad unit, right?
 

BurlyShirley

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Silver said:
It's a little different if you happen to be their boss though, wouldn't you think?
I dont think it has been said that he would fire her if she didnt do what he said, just that he repeatedly tried to bag her. Now, she's looking for a payday of course, when she simply could have filed a grievance with the HRO or something, but you know how that goes.