I think I have to go with Laura.
Who would win in a Fight?
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What - between *you* and La?
No way. She freakin' terrifies me.SkaredShtles said:
loco might have a shot.... depends on if it is a chick fight or not...
No contest.
Shaddup and vote.stinkyboy said:
Kung fu fighting.stinkyboy said:
Hd to go with norris. I think he'd roundhouse their heads clean off.
i vote for me, although chuck norris is a worthy opponent.
Definitely Laura. All she would have to do is shave off Chuck's beard while he's sleeping and it would be all over.
Loco and Kadvang would know better than to even enter the arena.
Loco and Kadvang would know better than to even enter the arena.
one vote for the kadvang.
he rules.
he rules.
what if loco was armed with his 'Willy Warmer' kniting needles?
Girls cant stand up to chuck norris you silly people:
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuk with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuk with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
narlus said:
Now you're on my list. Wrong place to be buddy, wrong place to be.
N8 said:
I would beat him into submission and have him knit me a scarf to match my shoes.
The one and only Chuck Norris. There wouldn't even be a fight, he would just look at the others and win by default.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
manhattanprjkt83 said:
your infatuation with him is disturbing.
laura said:
..and a willie warmer for TN?
so many things i could say. i'm staying quiet.N8 said:
with red and white stripes and a tassel on the end? Ho ho ho!N8 said:
who wouldnt be? i mean cmon The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.laura said:
link
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
stinkyboy said:
Damn, Laura is a bad ass. No wonder TN behaves himself.
I voted loco because he would lame everyone to death.
Don't mess with LOCO...
He's CRAAAAAAZY.
He's CRAAAAAAZY.
stinkyboy said:Is there a photo of her floating about, or is this all I need to know:
manhattanprjkt83 said:
Oh for chrissake...you've got your movies mixed up...the line Don't fuk with the Chuck!" was said by Chucky in Child's Play 3 after he nails the headmaster of the military school in the face with a 9 iron and kills him...classic moment in movie history...either that or Chuck Norris steals his lines from Chucky which would be WAY uncool...
quick someone vote for kadvang before loco's ego explodes
that's ok. i will seek protection from The Kadvang.laura said:
narlus said:
I don't know who he is.
So it's between chuck and laura by looking at the polls....
I'd say Chuck because he's got abs of steel, well him and Christ Brinkly do. It's funny though, just the other day my dad was talking to my brother and my brother thought it was just all an act. We had to show him that Chuck and his brother run a whole martial arts school and such, and the guy really knows his martial arts. He's pretty old too but still could put the hurt down.
Atleast give Laura someone better looking than Chuck Norris to get whooped on
I'd say Chuck because he's got abs of steel, well him and Christ Brinkly do. It's funny though, just the other day my dad was talking to my brother and my brother thought it was just all an act. We had to show him that Chuck and his brother run a whole martial arts school and such, and the guy really knows his martial arts. He's pretty old too but still could put the hurt down.
Atleast give Laura someone better looking than Chuck Norris to get whooped on
he's a jamaican hempsman. you'll know him when you see him.laura said:
what if he takes off his wig?narlus said: