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Who would win in a Fight?

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Who would win in a Fight?

  1. Chuck Norris

    29.3%
  2. laura

    63.4%
  3. loco

    4.9%
  4. kadvang

    2.4%
  1. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    I think I have to go with Laura.
     
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  2. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    What - between *you* and La?
     
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  3. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    No way. She freakin' terrifies me.
     
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  4. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    loco might have a shot.... depends on if it is a chick fight or not...
     
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  5. johnbryanpeters

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    No contest.
     
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  6. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Who the hells fighting who? Worst poll ever.

    :mumble:
     
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  7. johnbryanpeters

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    Shaddup and vote.
     
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  8. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Everyone BUT Loco.
     
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  9. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    Kung fu fighting.
     
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  10. golgiaparatus

    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    Hd to go with norris. I think he'd roundhouse their heads clean off.
     
  11. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    i vote for me, although chuck norris is a worthy opponent.
     
  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    My moneys on Laura. She would shank both Kadvangy and Loco faster than you can say "Bad hair".

    And that Norris guy is a pvssy.




    :D
     
  13. Echo

    Echo crooked smile

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    Definitely Laura. All she would have to do is shave off Chuck's beard while he's sleeping and it would be all over.

    Loco and Kadvang would know better than to even enter the arena.
     
  14. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    one vote for the kadvang.

    he rules.
     
  15. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    what if loco was armed with his 'Willy Warmer' kniting needles?
     
  16. manhattanprjkt83

    manhattanprjkt83 Rusty Trombone

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    Girls cant stand up to chuck norris you silly people:

    Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuk with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
     
  17. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    Now you're on my list. Wrong place to be buddy, wrong place to be.
     
  18. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    I would beat him into submission and have him knit me a scarf to match my shoes.
     
  19. kinghami3

    kinghami3 Future Turbo Monkey

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    The one and only Chuck Norris. There wouldn't even be a fight, he would just look at the others and win by default.
     
  20. manhattanprjkt83

    manhattanprjkt83 Rusty Trombone

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    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
     
  21. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    your infatuation with him is disturbing.
     
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    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    ..and a willie warmer for TN?
     
  23. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    so many things i could say. i'm staying quiet.
     
  24. kinghami3

    kinghami3 Future Turbo Monkey

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    with red and white stripes and a tassel on the end? Ho ho ho!
     
  25. manhattanprjkt83

    manhattanprjkt83 Rusty Trombone

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    who wouldnt be? i mean cmon The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

    link

    http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
     
  26. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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  27. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    Damn, Laura is a bad ass. No wonder TN behaves himself.
     
  28. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    I voted loco because he would lame everyone to death.
     
  29. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Is there a photo of her floating about, or is this all I need to know:

     
  30. -BB-

    -BB- I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo

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    Don't mess with LOCO...
    He's CRAAAAAAZY.

    ;)
     
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  32. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    Oh for chrissake...you've got your movies mixed up...the line Don't fuk with the Chuck!" was said by Chucky in Child's Play 3 after he nails the headmaster of the military school in the face with a 9 iron and kills him...classic moment in movie history...either that or Chuck Norris steals his lines from Chucky which would be WAY uncool...
     
  33. Echo

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    quick someone vote for kadvang before loco's ego explodes
     
  34. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    that's ok. i will seek protection from The Kadvang.
     
  35. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    I don't know who he is.
     
  36. Spunger

    Spunger Git yer dumb questions here

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    So it's between chuck and laura by looking at the polls....

    I'd say Chuck because he's got abs of steel, well him and Christ Brinkly do. It's funny though, just the other day my dad was talking to my brother and my brother thought it was just all an act. We had to show him that Chuck and his brother run a whole martial arts school and such, and the guy really knows his martial arts. He's pretty old too but still could put the hurt down.

    Atleast give Laura someone better looking than Chuck Norris to get whooped on :)
     
  37. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    he's a jamaican hempsman. you'll know him when you see him.
     
  38. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    what if he takes off his wig?