[BikeGeek]

This is pretty dumb. My wife and I got to talking about children's books/stories/etc. on the drive in this morning. One thing led to another and we somehow started taking sides in a Peter Rabbit vs. Winnie the Pooh deathmatch. I'm taking Pooh all the way.

See what happens when you put a tired pregnant woman in the car with a guy who hasn't had any coffee yet?

 

[dhriderII]

i say peter rabbit cause he's just hard core like that.. poo is just a honey sucking homo

 

[Echo]

Dude.

 

[BikeGeek]

i say peter rabbit cause he's just hard core like that.. poo is just a honey sucking homo

Dude, BEAR vs rabbit and the bear has a tiger in his posse.

 

[binary visions]

Ditka in round one by TKO.

 

[Heidi]

I vote for the rabbit. Dude, he can bop squirrels on the head!

 

[binary visions]

I vote for the rabbit. Dude, he can bop squirrels on the head!

Wasn't that, "Little Bunny Foo-foo"?

 

[Heidi]

Wasn't that, "Little Bunny Foo-foo"?

Oh yah, you're right.

 

[binary visions]

Oh yah, you're right.

Besides, the Good Fairy came down and kicked his ass so he's not doing that kinda s**t anymore.

 

[Heidi]

Besides, the Good Fairy came down and kicked his ass so he's not doing that kinda s**t anymore.

You sure know your stuff about little bunny foo foo.

 

[riderx]

Sorry, but Poo is pretty wimpy plus he's fat and slow. My money is on the rabbit.

 

[binary visions]

You sure know your stuff about little bunny foo foo.

We were college buddies until he stole my girl and I had to kick his ass.

 

[hooples3]

im sorry to say but little nut brown hair will kick everyones ass

 

[luken8r]

dude, rabbits fight dirty. lets put it this way
last weekend whilst up in maine we saw a black bear up the side of this hill and my wife wanted to drive the jeep up and check it out.
now on the other hand, she is scared to death of our rabbit because of its stalking and attack techniques. a rabbit will come after you from behind to bite you in the ankle while a bear will just sit there eating its honey.
my money is on the rabbit

 

[DRB]

im sorry to say but little nut brown hair will kick everyones ass

Nah, Big Nut Brown Hare is going to kick everyones ass and back.

Big Nut Brown Hare is not to be messed with up. He is Robot badass.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Ditka in round one by TKO.

It'd take like 8 seconds.

-S.S.-

 

[pixelninja]

Rikki-Tikki-Tavi would own them all.

 

[LordOpie]

It's the little ones who eventually snap and kill everyone. Don't fvck with Piglet.

 

[dhriderII]

but hes not the quiet one... my money would be eyore in that case.... dont pick on the fat kids!! well not to much anyway.

 

[N8 v2.0]

It's the little ones who eventually snap and kill everyone. Don't fvck with Piglet.

Yeah right..

Piglet is the loco of Hundred Acre Wood.

 

[pixelninja]

Another one not to mess with...

 

[JRB]

Yeah right..

Piglet is the loco of Hundred Acre Wood.

bitch :nuts:

 

[crono35]

didn't peter rabbit get turned into rabbit pie?

 

[mobius]

Pooh has a posse. Peter rabbit doesn't.

 

[MtnbikeMike]

Pooh has a posse. Peter rabbit doesn't.

I once saw a rabbit kill multiple people....in Monty Python. Rabbit wins.

 

[Transcend]

Poo would get tigger to kick some ass.

 

[Crazy Sweeper]

i say peter rabbit cause he's just hard core like that.. poo is just a honey sucking homo

no way is pooh a homo. He likes to dip in the honey pot more than anybody.

 

[dhriderII]

alright maybe pooh does have some cards up his sleeve... clearly hes got something out for tigger... maybe piglet was the first victim.


there i think that makes me have to change my mind moneys on pooh now

 

[BikeGeek]

Christopher Robin and I run along,
Under shell-bursts with our M-16s,
Blowing up Heffalumps, Wol, and Eeyore
For the pleasure of hearing their screams.
But we wandered much further today than we should,
And Christopher’s hit in the back pretty good!

So, help me if you can I’ve got to get
Back in the knack of cold-blooded killing!
You’d be surprised at the mayhem I bring:
Burning a village for kicks;
Flaying a native with sticks…
Back in the trenches with Christopher Robin and Pooh!

Winnie the Pooh doesn’t know what to do,
He’s got napalm all over his clothes.
He came to me asking help and advice,
So I shot him before he got close.
But Christopher would try to help his poor bear,
And so both have burned up with a bright orange flare!

Singin’: Help me if you can I’ve got to get
Back in the hang of this whole murder thing.
You’d be surprised at the mayhem I bring:
Burning a village for kicks;
Flaying a native with sticks…
Back in the trenches with Christopher Robin …
Warming my hands over Christopher Robin …
Making s’mores over Pooh!

 

[McGRP01]

"That is not an ordinary rabbit ... 'tis the most foul cruel and bad-tempered thing you ever set eyes on."

 

[dwaugh]

A rabbit can go underneath a bear and attack where the bear cannot get it. However, the bear might get lazy and lay down on top of the rabbit.

Rabbit wins.

 

[binary visions]

"That is not an ordinary rabbit ... 'tis the most foul cruel and bad-tempered thing you ever set eyes on."

"You tit. I soiled my armor, I was so scared."

 

[SkaredShtles]

"You tit. I soiled my armor, I was so scared."

"Look at th' boooones!"

-S.S.-

 

[Westy]

"You tit. I soiled my armor, I was so scared."

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.