See the poll..
Who's a bigger Duche bag?
- Thread starter Reactor
- Start date
what poll?
El Jefe said:
I used the typical ride monkey spemming.
stinkyboy said:
I was going to put in StinkyBOY, but I figured it would skew the results.
dh_girl's camelbak reservoir?
Why isn't there an option for "All those f****rs are douche bags"?? 
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126467mack said:Who is Rafael Palmeiro?
J
JRB
Guest
How the hell do you know who these cats are???SkaredShtles said:Why isn't there an option for "All those f****rs are douche bags"??
I don't. Except for Lemond. I was just commenting that there should be an "all of the above" option.loco said:How the hell do you know who these cats are???
SkaredShtles said:I don't. Except for Lemond. I was just commenting that there should be an "all of the above" option.
Yeah, Yeah. I forgot. I wanted to add Stinkyboy and "all of the above" but got ahead of myself.
How much douche bag
Could a bag hag drag
Were the douche bag dragged by hag?
A bag hag could drag
As much douche bag
As a skag in drag could bag.
Could a bag hag drag
Were the douche bag dragged by hag?
A bag hag could drag
As much douche bag
As a skag in drag could bag.
johnbryanpeters said:
I sense a Douche bag poetry thread coming on.......
Do douche bags have a deposit? You never see them as litter but I have never seen homeless dudes collecting them either.
Nah.... but they are redeemable...just like glass bottles in some states. Ya know...5 cents in MI...10 cents in CA, MA, and PA....that kinda stuff....Westy said:
The bags are only redeemable in Manitoba. But they have to be thoroughly used...
What spices are proper when microwaving a douche bag in a wok?
I second this nomination.reflux said:
johnbryanpeters said:
Only cumin is proper.
neaky: neaky: *rimshot*However, I would be careful of the ensuing electrical fire of microwaving metal....but that's just me... :dancing:
I bet MMike is behind it.Secret Squirrel said:
Hahahahaha!!DRB said:
Oooh...Reactor said:
I'm in!
bluebug32 said:
Eeek...make sure to take a bath afterwards....
Douche bag
How thee has touched me.
I hope there aren't any bees,
Cause the pain might make me get on my knees.
There's no room at the Inn anymore.
Why can't I get rid of these sores,
Oh, the ointment at the stores!
Nothing has a thing on this hag,
Her unmentionable rubber bag.
Oh, it is a douche bag.
Me too.
Barry bonds is a douche bag
We all know it's true.
Rafael took roids,
that's nothing new.
Greg lemond Won the tour,
but he's got no class.
Took a shotgun went drinking
and shot himelf in the ass
If it had been a douche bag
he would be fine.
He says his tour victories
would be counted at nine.
Oh douche bag, Oh douche bag
where were you then?
With Richard Gere, in the ER
comitting a mortal sin?
We all know it's true.
Rafael took roids,
that's nothing new.
Greg lemond Won the tour,
but he's got no class.
Took a shotgun went drinking
and shot himelf in the ass
If it had been a douche bag
he would be fine.
He says his tour victories
would be counted at nine.
Oh douche bag, Oh douche bag
where were you then?
With Richard Gere, in the ER
comitting a mortal sin?
Where's the MMike option?
how did this thread get derailed so fast without the super derailing powers of DH Girl????
holy, sh!t, this has gone too far....
I love it! keep it up!
What about a D-bag sonnet. Someone's gotta be up to it
I love it! keep it up!
What about a D-bag sonnet. Someone's gotta be up to it
I just can't decide... Douche Bag Opera, or Douche Bag Ballet? Fat ladies singing about douce bags, or skinny girls dancing abuot douche bags. Dang... tough decision.bluebug32 said:
I had a nice "To Douche, or not to Douche? That is the question..." thing going on but it turned out to be less than family friendly.
