WHEW! Glad I missed while you were gone!stinkyboy said:I'm back! It's comforting to see many people calling for my death. Ha!
Sounds like my idea of hell... what did you do to deserve that? Did you ride with the DS folks while down there? Lovebunny will lick your balls.stinkyboy said:Oh jeez! went to San Diego to hang with an ex for several days. Sorry, no pix...
Anything get shaved?stinkyboy said:Oh jeez! went to San Diego to hang with an ex for several days. Sorry, no pix...
I took my 29er, but didn't even ride. My balls were in the capable hands of an ex girlfriend, I hadn't seen in two years who just got divorced, and needed "a friend"...Ciaran said:Sounds like my idea of hell... what did you do to deserve that? Did you ride with the DS folks while down there? Lovebunny will lick your balls.
As a matter of fact, she was intriqued by the new "streamlined" look. Many lotions and powders were introduced to my junk.DRB said:Anything get shaved?
HAHAHAAH! Wasn't it SB who said he did the deed and it was like a 'greenhouse down there'?DRB said:Anything get shaved?
She's never seen shaved junk? I have to say it's been a while since I've seen UN-shaved junk...I thought all guys did it hahahaha!stinkyboy said:As a matter of fact, she was intriqued by the new "streamlined" look. Many lotions and powders were introduced to my junk.
lotions and powders.... did it turn into oatmeal? That's kinda nasty.stinkyboy said:As a matter of fact, she was intriqued by the new "streamlined" look. Many lotions and powders were introduced to my junk.
More of a porridge...DRB said:lotions and powders.... did it turn into oatmeal? That's kinda nasty.
Were you one of the 3 bears and her Goldilocks?stinkyboy said:More of a porridge...
Hopefully you cleaned up well or with the greenhouse effect and that yeast infection you probably got a loaf of bread going on down there. Bread condom anyone?stinkyboy said:More of a porridge...
Ohhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! Damn!DRB said:Hopefully you cleaned up well or with the greenhouse effect and that yeast infection you probably got a loaf of bread going on down there. Bread condom anyone?
Ahhhh... not so much of an obsessive psycho as much of a boo-tay call. Well, too bad no riding but it sounds like you got in some exercise anyway.stinkyboy said:I took my 29er, but didn't even ride. My balls were in the capable hands of an ex girlfriend, I hadn't seen in two years who just got divorced, and needed "a friend"...
So are you saying that it stunk like rotten fish?stinkyboy said:Chowda in a bread bowl!
What'd you have there prior to the freshly shorn...long red hayer?Ciaran said:Good call on the junk... My GF went nuts (no pun intended) when she saw my freshly shorn junk.
EWWWW...oh god...DRB said:So are you saying that it stunk like rotten fish?
I bet before the shearing it would get really hot and sticky in all that plated armor...Ciaran said:Good call on the junk... My GF went nuts (no pun intended) when she saw my freshly shorn junk.
godammit mike! ive told you to warn me when you make these posts :nuts:Ciaran said:Ahhhh... not so much of an obsessive psycho as much of a boo-tay call. Well, too bad no riding but it sounds like you got in some exercise anyway.
Good call on the junk... My GF went nuts (no pun intended) when she saw my freshly shorn junk.
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Good call on the junk... My poolboy went nuts (no pun intended) when he saw my freshly shorn junk.
You know, I think I have to agree with the dumb Hick on this one.loco said:I he continues to startcrap like this , I will not miss him.
How's that different than a dumbass, if at all?loco said:You, sir, are a dumb ass.
None - he is a dumbass in every sense of the word.SkaredShtles said:How's that different than a dumbass, if at all?
The Tooth spits in your general direction.loco said:None - he is a dumbass in every sense of the word.