Wait, polygraph means you f*#k pigs??? I have NOT had a polygraph.I have and passed f---ing pigs.
That had to hurt.passed f---ing pigs.
Those are things you are extremely capable of not knowing.i had a career day back when i was in 6th grade and they hooked me up to one, funny thing was they asked my name and age to calibrate the machine then they said i was lying where i live, and the colour of my shirt......
Don't you get 200 points on the SAT for spelling your name right?i had a career day back when i was in 6th grade and they hooked me up to one, funny thing was they asked my name and age to calibrate the machine then they said i was lying where i live, and the colour of my shirt......
Guess that's why they were calibrating it.i had a career day back when i was in 6th grade and they hooked me up to one, funny thing was they asked my name and age to calibrate the machine then they said i was lying where i live, and the colour of my shirt......
one guy i knew said he was unphased by the whole affair.several times for *ahem* background investigations for clearances.
Most notable? Polygraph operators usually have little sense of humor for smart-assed answers.
Just sayin...
"George likes Kung pow"Ride your bike to the interview so you can look all sweaty and nervous.
Also talking about yourself in the third person is helpful as well.
patties, not links.What's the matter, afraid someone will find out about your preference for "sausage"?
I've had a CVSA ( Computer Voice Stress Analysis)...which is the new form of Lie detector. It runs off your heartbeat and vocal choird stress. Much more accurate. They SUCK!
CSVA doesn't work with a damn. It's on par with chance. Poly is only marginally better and it depends on how good the examiner is at his job.
Oh, and as it's been stated, they don't have a sense of humor at all...........
I don't know how CSVA would be worse b/c the CSVA in this thread stated it use heart rate (like a polly) with the addition of voice deflection/tone?CSVA doesn't work with a damn. It's on par with chance. Poly is only marginally better and it depends on how good the examiner is at his job.
Oh, and as it's been stated, they don't have a sense of humor at all...........
Maybe you just don't know where you live...they said i was lying where i live, and the colour of my shirt......
Well, they're now banned by the DOD, no alphabet soup agency will touch it, and all the research is show less than 50% accuracy.It worked perfectly when I took mine 3 years ago for my pre-employment tests. Nailed everything on the head.
Wow, most local law enforcement agencies around me still use them. Hadn't heard that.Well, they're now banned by the DOD, no alphabet soup agency will touch it, and all the research is show less than 50% accuracy.
You got lucky it went the right way.
That is because you can learn to beat them.all the research is show less than 50% accuracy.
Traditional poly uses HR, breath rate, GSR and BP, and basically they looks for a change in them.I don't know how CSVA would be worse b/c the CSVA in this thread stated it use heart rate (like a polly) with the addition of voice deflection/tone?
A lot do, doesn't mean they work. DOD had them at Gitmo and found out how bad they were. A rape case in vegas a year or two ago got thrown out because they used it.Wow, most local law enforcement agencies around me still use them. Hadn't heard that.
Has nothing to do with beating it. It's a coin flip even when you're not trying to beat it.That is because you can learn to beat them.
You can also be too stupid and just fail them (see PSP's post above).
Of course the people that "push" it will say that it cannot be beaten...According to the main people that push them, you shouldn't be able to beat it, because it's an involuntary reaction.
The theory it's based on says it can't be. So if you can, then it doesn't work in the first place.Of course the people that "push" it will say that it cannot be beaten...
Lots of things work in theory.The theory it's based on says it can't be.
Are you sure it was a polygraph....i had a career day back when i was in 6th grade and they hooked me up to one, funny thing was they asked my name and age to calibrate the machine then they said i was lying where i live, and the colour of my shirt......
several times for *ahem* background investigations for clearances.
Most notable? Polygraph operators usually have little sense of humor for smart-assed answers.
Just sayin...
Yes the polygraph is a joke. Huge waste of money with no support from the scientific community in a long time.Folks used to review chicken entrails and tea leaves to determine truth.
Now they look at recordings of physiological function.
Neither approach is useful, other than to give the examiners an inflated sense of self-importance and to provide a rationale for the subjective judgement du jour.