PJ O'ROURKE: Why Americans hate foreign policy
The Daily Telegraph | September 18, 2004 | P J O'Rourke
Frankly, nothing concerning foreign policy ever occurred to me until the middle of the last decade. I'd been writing about foreign countries and foreign affairs and foreigners for years. But you can own dogs all your life and not have "dog policy".
You have rules, yes - Get off the couch! - and training, sure. We want the dumb creatures to be well behaved and friendly. So we feed foreigners, take care of them, give them treats, and, when absolutely necessary, whack them with a rolled-up newspaper.
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The Daily Telegraph | September 18, 2004 | P J O'Rourke
Frankly, nothing concerning foreign policy ever occurred to me until the middle of the last decade. I'd been writing about foreign countries and foreign affairs and foreigners for years. But you can own dogs all your life and not have "dog policy".
You have rules, yes - Get off the couch! - and training, sure. We want the dumb creatures to be well behaved and friendly. So we feed foreigners, take care of them, give them treats, and, when absolutely necessary, whack them with a rolled-up newspaper.
Read The Rest (it's long but worth the time): http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml;sessionid=CCXKCLBY0INZHQFIQMGSNAGAVCBQWJVC?xml=/opinion/2004/09/18/do1801.xml&sSheet=/opinion/2004/09/18/ixopinion.html&secureRefresh=true&_requestid=24377
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