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Why bikes are better than women:

TheRiddler

TheRiddler

Chimp
Aug 23, 2009
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Cross post from my facebook status. Some of the gems include:
  • You can throw your bike down a flight of stairs without going to jail!
  • Bikes dont have a time of the month when they cant be ridden
  • You can have a black bike and still bring it home to the family
  • When you get tired of your bike, you get to sell it
  • Bikes dont care how many other bikes youve ridden
  • A bike doesnt care how soon youre done riding it
  • It doesnt take months or years to get rid of that flat tire
  • If anything gets loose on your bike, you can just whip out an allen wrench and tighten it!
  • Your bike doesnt complain about how much you ride it
  • "My bike always has handlebars to help me ride"
  • Bikes don't care how hard you whip the hell out of them
  • I can ride my bike fast and hard everytime, and it doesnt tell me to strap up
  • You can ride a dirty bike without protection
What you got? no googling, we want all originality here.
 
DHPeteinSC

DHPeteinSC

Monkey
Nov 17, 2006
484
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In the KY (jelly) E-town
  1. My bike likes 8 inches in the rear.:D
  2. My bike likes riding tubeless.
  3. If she doesnt handle right, you can change her headset!
  4. My bike goes down really fast.
  5. Your friends dont make fun of you for riding an old one.:rofl:
 
rekoner

rekoner

Chimp
Jun 15, 2009
32
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SE Virginia
1-My bike likes it rough, I can throw it in the back of the truck strap it down, drive it to the woods, ride and beat the hell out of it and do it over and over, with no assault charges!
2- It doesn't mind my sweaty balls on its back!
3- It gets just as dirty as you do!
4- Its a cheap date, no diner and you can ride it all night!
5- You can adjust the sag!
 
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