[DHGH]

For everyone who's going to ask me anyway, I have decided to cast my presidential vote based on two criteria only.

1) Whose name we can make fun of more and turn into dirty anecdotes.
2) Whose daughters are hotter.

I think Bush wins both of those since his last name is sexually implicative in itself...and if anyone has seen John Kerry's one daughter who looks like a certain California Governor (maybe the Governator is in cahoots with Kerry under the disguise of a drag queen daughter...with our wacky government it's almost believable), I think it's going to be a stretch to call them "Kerry's cherries" and not cringe for the next four years. "Bush's bushes" is much more fitting on his end.

 

[LordOpie]

For everyone who's going to ask me anyway...

who was gonna ask you?

 

[fluff]

who was gonna ask you?

I checked and it wasn't me.

 

[LordOpie]

I checked and it wasn't me.

Ya know, I know nothing about you other than your politics. What do you do for fun? Besides ride... and what do you ride anyway? You probably know I'm mostly a roadie now and am leaving for a road ride. Weather's 60*F and sunny in lower elevations

 

[valve bouncer]

Ya know, I know nothing about you other than your politics. What do you do for fun? Besides ride... and what do you ride anyway? You probably know I'm mostly a roadie now and am leaving for a road ride. Weather's 60*F and sunny in lower elevations

You've been getting regular sex lately haven't you? You're not as much of a wanker as you usually are.

 

[LordOpie]

You've been getting regular sex lately haven't you? You're not as much of a wanker as you usually are.

what are you talking about? I was a dick to the OP.

There are three types of people in the world: dicks, pussies and assholes. Dicks fvck pussies, but sometimes fvck assholes, but assholes always sh:t all over everyone.

 

[Skookum]

1) Whose name we can make fun of more and turn into dirty anecdotes.
2) Whose daughters are hotter.

At least your honest, these reasons seem more truthful to me than the handful of other's i've heard from Bush voters.

 

[sudhamike]

DHGH speaks for many knuckle-dragging troglodytes, I'm sure.
If only the current president was as honest. ink:

 

[DHGH]

Truthfully, neither of them will be getting my vote, but if I were to cast my vote, those are the only criteria I would base my decision. It's sad that neither of these people are men that I would trust to take care of my two cats for a week much less the entire country for four years.

So the circus continues...

 

[genpowell71]

Both of them are tools. Like I said earlier, let's clone Reagan and re-elect him.

 

[DamienC]

2) Whose daughters are hotter.

I would concede that point...

[ZZ top]She’s got legs, she knows how to use them.[/ZZ top]

 

[Skookum]

Truthfully, neither of them will be getting my vote, but if I were to cast my vote, those are the only criteria I would base my decision. It's sad that neither of these people are men that I would trust to take care of my two cats for a week much less the entire country for four years.

So the circus continues...

Sorry but your argument is pretty dumb, if you were being charged for a crime you want a good lawyer to prove your innocence or get you off whatever. Doesn't mean you'll let him/her take care of your cat's either but you want the best person for the job, based on what kind of policy you want from a president.
Until you vote you are part of the circus.

 

[Transcend]

Both of them are tools. Like I said earlier, let's clone Reagan and re-elect him.

Ya, because Star Wars and Reaganomics was such a good plan.

 

[Silver]

Ya, because Star Wars and Reaganomics was such a good plan.

Hey, at least Reagan had the early stages of Alzheimer's. Bush doesn't have an excuse, besides the cocaine fried brain...

 

[LordOpie]

I would never vote George Lucas for PotUS. I'm still pissed that he edited it so Greedo shot first at Han in the cantina. That was such crap.

 

[stevew]

I would concede that point...

[ZZ top]She’s got legs, she knows how to use them.[/ZZ top]

It is kind of like the episode of Seinfeld where the girl only looks good in certain light. Most of the time they both look like ass.

 

[DHGH]

They're no supermodels, but look at Kerry's daughters in ANY light...

 

[fluff]

Ya know, I know nothing about you other than your politics. What do you do for fun? Besides ride... and what do you ride anyway? You probably know I'm mostly a roadie now and am leaving for a road ride. Weather's 60*F and sunny in lower elevations

Fun? FUN????

Well, there's the riding, my current stable includes a Turner DHR (for sale as I'm not racing anymore), 2 DMR trailstars (4130 cro-mo hardtail - one set as a single speed, the other with 135mm Z1 dropoff), '98 Stumpjumper, two '98 FSR pros (just sold a '99 FSR Elite) and an ancient Orange Aluminium Elite (from '91 when I raced XC - it's now converted to a roadbike but gathering dust at my brother's place pendin more space at home). Oh and a Mongoose BMX but I'm **** on that.

I also sail when I get the chance, dive when I can (PADI certified muppet), shoot clay pigeons (skeet), I used to ride hosses and invented (with a friend) the Surrey-based sport of grass-surfing (which involves being dragged around a field behind a 4X4 at speeds up to 50mph on a sack stuffed with straw after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol/marijuana.

I'm not getting to do much of all of that at the moment due to building work at home and the imminent arrival of my first child (have a 9yr old step daughter already).

Does that help?

 

[laura]

I'm not getting to do much of all of that at the moment due to building work at home and the imminent arrival of my first child (have a 9yr old step daughter already).

Does that help?

hey, congratualtions fluff.

 

[fluff]

hey, congratualtions fluff.

Thanks. I'm a bag of nerves at the moment, just awaiting that call...

 

[LordOpie]

damn man, I wanna party with you! When you're family is visiting your in-laws, that is.

I lost count of how many bikes you have at 23.

You might be a redneck if...

Surrey-based sport of grass-surfing (which involves being dragged around a field behind a 4X4 at speeds up to 50mph on a sack stuffed with straw after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol/marijuana.

 

[fluff]

damn man, I wanna party with you! When you're family is visiting your in-laws, that is.

I lost count of how many bikes you have at 23.

You might be a redneck if...

The grass-surfing period of my life is probably as close to being a redneck as I'll get, probably as close as you can get in the UK. Funny really 'cos at least one of the reddest necks was damn close to being a millionaire. All of 'em were a sarnie or two short of a picnic though.

 

[bomberz1qr20]

Hey, at least Reagan had the early stages of Alzheimer's. Bush doesn't have an excuse, besides the cocaine fried brain...

There are some theories....

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/video1019.htm

 

[LordOpie]

All of 'em were a sarnie or two short of a picnic though.

a what?

 

[fluff]

a what?

Sarnie or picnic?

 

[LordOpie]

yeah, I don't know what a picnic is

wtf is a sarnie?

 

[fluff]

yeah, I don't know what a picnic is

wtf is a sarnie?

Hey, some of your compatriots never cease to surprise with their ignorance... sarnie is short for sandwich which is a tasty and nutritious snack comprised of two slices of bread 'sandwiching' fillings such as beef & horseradish or salmon and cucumber. Not dissimilar to a 'sub'.

Remember - vote republican in order for people to think you have a better sex life than you really do.