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Why did the Local Law enforcement Visit Monkey fest ?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by splat, Jul 29, 2012.

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What caused the Constable to Show up ?

  1. Bacon Abuse

    17.9%
  2. Noise!

    8.9%
  3. drunk and disorderly

    8.9%
  4. Riding at Night with out a Light

    14.3%
  5. Parking Violations

    14.3%
  6. Assault & Battery

    3.6%
  7. Delinquency of a Minor

    7.1%
  8. Streaking

    25.0%
  1. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    Now Attendees who know keep it quiet for a while .

    ANd this is a first for us , never had the cops come down ( if that is what you could call him) .
     

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  2. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    I'm disappointed that this poll is not multiple option. You guys clearly aren't trying very hard. :disgust1:
     
  3. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I'm a little sad I abstained from coming based on having to behave myself. If I knew it was that kind of party, I would have come.
     
  4. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    What do you mean one of those types of parties! ?

    Actual Photo From Monkey fest ( and I'm not kidding!! )

    DMIMG_7042.jpg
     
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    stevew unique white person

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  6. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    I've never had that much to drink.
     
  7. BikeGeek

    BikeGeek BrewMonkey

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    You forgot "someone fell in a hole" as an option :D
     
  8. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    Good Point!!!
     
  9. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    you all got splat a cop stripper as a belated 50th bday present?
     
  10. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    I 'm 49!!!
     
  11. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    That looks like a good man, on man, on man, dick in the bacon grease sort of a good time.
    Like my hero Vanilla Ice said once "A hole is a hole..." Or as I am fond of saying "any port in a storm."
     
  12. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    But there are other thing sto take into consideration



    and

     
  13. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Did you take the saddle off and lube the post up with bacon grease as sort of a drunken russian ass roulette?
    Otherwise, not impressed.
     
  14. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Figures.
     
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    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Starting to worry about Dirt...
     
  16. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Starting??? :rofl:
     
  17. bizutch

    bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    No "Shawn Orecchio" option?
     
  18. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    ftfy.
     
  19. Jim Mac

    Jim Mac MAKE ENDURO GREAT AGAIN

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    Over their heads on this one, except for Sammich!
     
  20. Sandwich

    Sandwich Pig my fish!
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    and that's a good thing.
     
  21. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Did he explain good touch and bad touch to you all?
     
  22. Sandwich

    Sandwich Pig my fish!
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    it took us some trial and error, but I think we got it.
     
  23. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    the sandusky rule?
     
  24. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    So whats the effin answer already?
     
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    :stupid:
     
  26. kazlx

    kazlx Patches O'Houlihan

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    No sodomy option?
     
  27. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    I vote multiple Subaru / Vanagon violations.
     
  28. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    OK here is a Hint !

    the crime scene showing us Breaking the law!!!


     
  29. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    You failed at the linky working right?
     
  30. MtnBikerChk

    MtnBikerChk Squeaky Wheel

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    IT's really not as exciting as this thread would lead you to believe.

    Basically he said that the house sits on 25 feet of land and that we were all parked (illegally) on state property. He said if it were "up to him he would have us all towed but because the first selectman said to let [them] stay the night he would."

    The whole thing was just odd. This house, which sleeps 20 comfortably has no parking? And he had no suggestions as to where to park. Letter is already in draft waiting for final approval before mailing.
     
  31. kazlx

    kazlx Patches O'Houlihan

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    Looks like we have a winner.
     
  32. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    You have get to work early to steal my parking space. :)
     
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    I think the ruckus we raised the prior night annoyed neighbors, which engendered his visit.
     
  34. MtnBikerChk

    MtnBikerChk Squeaky Wheel

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    no way. if they were pissed they would have called that night and he would have loved to come over at midnight to give everyone parking tickets.
     
  35. BadDNA

    BadDNA hophead

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    Actually, there was an article I read yesterday, there have been MANY complaints of parking violations, particularly from the local businesses, and the issue has come up at recent town meetings. He may not have had any other reason to stop by other than the fact that we were all parked on the town field.
     
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    maddog17 Turbo Monkey

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    he was lonely and needed to bug some young people.
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    He was out of weed and saw the MA plates and just assumed....
     
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    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    wait... all this suspense that something cool as **** went down...... and it was all about a parking violation?????

    I am Disappoint!
     
  39. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    This is Vermont we are talking about...they are probably lucky they didnt get pepper sprayed, horse whipped or thrown in the stocks...
     
  40. Jozz

    Jozz Joe Dalton

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    Funny cause some years ago you could see a bunch of tents pitched in the back of the lodge...