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Freakin' NASTY

3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot

By BRIAN ROGERS
Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle
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Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.

According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."

Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.

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[LordOpie]

Denis Leary was right... weed's not a gateway to other drugs, it's a gateway to arts and crafts.

 

[Ciaran]

 

[gonefirefightin]

reminds me of my ex inlaws

 

[LordOpie]

Can you get a skull at a head shop?

 

[Zark]

Got to go to graveyard, brb!

 

[eaterofdog]

That weed will go right to your head.

 

[dante]

Denis Leary was right... weed's not a gateway to other drugs, it's a gateway to arts and crafts.

must spread rep...


(dammit, I thought I was going to be original with the Leary comment)

 

[LordOpie]

They had to go to the cemetary, dig a hole, get the skull, clean it off, and seal off extra holes.

That's a lot of work for pot heads.

 

[$tinkle]

i had one of these in h.s.

 

[gonefirefightin]

I bet they had the munchies really bad

 

[LordOpie]

put these punks under house arrest...

 

[SPINTECK]

You beat me to it. I have to go delete a thread now. Crazy sh1t.

 

[w00dy]

At least they didn't try to fvck it.

 

[LordOpie]

Pot heads are gonna roll for this.

 

[LordOpie]

That's a really good idea.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I guess some people are just not content with doing blow off a stripper's ass.

 

[stevew]

I guess some people are just not content with doing blow off a stripper's ass.

Where is the creativity in that?

 

[gonefirefightin]

I guess some people are just not content with doing blow off a stripper's ass.

eh ma gaw, that is so 80's

I bet you have all of miami vice on VHS box set

 

[LordOpie]

Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.

So, in this part of the world, decapitation isn't disturbing the body? I guess they live with their heads in the clouds? Or maybe up their ass.

 

[MikeD]

I bet they had the munchies really bad

Which is why pot is a gateway to brain-eating zombiehood.

 

[Lowlight7]

The Humboldt County Apple Store:

 

[Lowlight7]

That's a really good idea.

You're the worst character ever, Opie.

 

[LordOpie]

You're the worst character ever, Opie.

Ah, but I am a character. Mind explaining your avatar?


PS: a really good restaurant does not water down happy hour drinks. I forgot this lesson until I just learned it again.


EDIT: also... "Occupation:
Pie Interceptor"

Are you a professional c0ck-blocker?

 

[Lowlight7]

Ah, but I am a character. Mind explaining your avatar?

Eric Bana's character in Black Hawk Down. "This is my safety, sir."

It's also the picture from one of my favorite fake motivational posters, titled "Simplicity" and captioned "Never argue with an idiot."

EDIT: also... "Occupation:
Pie Interceptor"

Are you a professional c0ck-blocker?

I wish.

My job is to keep things like this from happening, and training others to do the same.

 

[Lowlight7]

On SNL:

"They promptly stopped when one realized: 'Oh wait, I do have papers.'"