[MMike]

I mean....barring injury or chronic panic of course.

There are people here who are just....all overthe place. One guy has his arms flailing about when he walks. Another guy bobs along. His head must move vertically 2 feet with every step. Another guy requires a 5 foot path (even though he's only like 5'7") because he leans back an forth, back and forth.....

Don't they realize that they are not walkign normally? There are plenty of people who DO walk normally. There's lots of examples around them? DO they not realize that what they are doing is NOT the same as what others are doing?

WHY? WHY? WHY?

 

[laura]

maybe its the others that are walking funny. Not everyone has the same gate, why would everyone walk the same. maybe the people that walk the same are robots or aliens programmed to walk the same.

 

[DRB]

There's this old man here in town that sashays like 15 miles a day around town.

If you saw him walking, sashay would be the first that came to your mind.

 

[ktmsx]

When I worked on a machine for my place...there was and probably still is a guy who used to bounce like a mother fu---- when he walked,he also used to eat like a freakin animal in the break room..

 

[laura]

There's this old man here in town that sashays like 15 miles a day around town.

If you saw him walking, sashay would be the first that came to your mind.

New Orleans ladies
A sassy style that will drive you crazy
And they hold you like the light
Hugs the wick when this candle's burning
Them Creole babies
Thin and brown and downright lazy
And they roll just like a river
A little wade will last forever

All the way
From Bourbon Street to Esplanade
They sashaaaaaaaaay by...
They sashaaaaaaaaay by...

New Orleans ladies
A flair for life, love, and laughter
And they hold you like the night
Holds a chill when this cold wind's blowing
Them Creole babies
They strut and sway from dusk til dawn
And they roll just like the river
A little wade will last forever

All the way
From Bourbon Street to Esplanade
They sashaaaaaaaaay by...
They sashaaaaaaaaay by...

 

[Munster]

They probably work at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

 

[Polandspring88]

I been hit with a few shells but I don't walk with a limp.

 

[binary visions]

maybe the people that walk the same are robots or aliens programmed to walk the same.

Government robots? Programmed to grab people by the genitals?

 

[skinny mike]

my dad walks all funny because he has arthritis in his hip. its like a waddle.

 

[BurlyShirley]

I walk funny. Always have.

 

[MMike]

I walk funny. Always have.

Explain yourself....or just stop it.

Honestly......

 

[N8 v2.0]

I been hit with a few shells but I don't walk with a limp.

How about balls to the face?

:wonky2: :evil: :devil: neaky:

 

[SkaredShtles]

They probably work at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

This deserves the whole nine yards!

 

[ktmsx]

I am usually walking pretty funny Friday nights after around 10:00 or so..

 

[laura]

Government robots? Programmed to grab people by the genitals?

Now you are catching on. See how predictable it all is.

 

[stevew]

I only get unnerved when I hear thighs rubbing together.........from a distance.

 

[Chunky Munkey]

So you don't get un-nerved when you hear them rubbing together up close?

I thought you were following my ass too closely.
OOOooooh!!!

 

[dhbuilder]

I am usually walking pretty funny Friday nights after around 10:00 or so..

as are most others.

this thread is worthless without video.

 

[robdamanii]

I am usually walking pretty funny Friday nights after around 10:00 or so..

Is that after...



No...TOO easy.

 

[ktmsx]

Is that after...



No...TOO easy.

thanks for showing restraint....that is a little to easy...

 

[DNA]

Maybe they have to go poop and are trying to keep that gopher from pokin' while they get to the bathroom.

 

[lovebunny]

I am usually walking pretty funny Friday nights after around 10:00 or so..

but you told me it didnt hurt....


EDIT: damn it was allready brought up

 

[dhbuilder]

Maybe they have to go poop and are trying to keep that gopher from pokin' while they get to the bathroom.

that was the first thing that came to mind.

pokin gophers

 

[robdamanii]

but you told me it didnt hurt....


EDIT: damn it was allready brought up

Great minds think alike.

 

[llkoolkeg]

Why do people walk funny?

Perhaps they have trouble accommodating a prodigious schwantz?

 

[atrokz]

I mean....barring injury or chronic panic of course.

There are people here who are just....all overthe place. One guy has his arms flailing about when he walks. Another guy bobs along. His head must move vertically 2 feet with every step. Another guy requires a 5 foot path (even though he's only like 5'7") because he leans back an forth, back and forth.....

Don't they realize that they are not walkign normally? There are plenty of people who DO walk normally. There's lots of examples around them? DO they not realize that what they are doing is NOT the same as what others are doing?

WHY? WHY? WHY?

I hate to break it to you, but no one walks normally. I've yet to meet the 'perfect human', and little ailments such as one leg longer, weaker core muscles, tight tendons will make everyone walk differently. It’s a fact of life, and something that I’m glad for. We’re all different in each little persons way.

I say shut it and be glad for it , as your probably weird in your own little ways.

 

[RhinofromWA]

I mean....barring injury or chronic panic of course.

There are people here who are just....all overthe place. One guy has his arms flailing about when he walks. Another guy bobs along. His head must move vertically 2 feet with every step. Another guy requires a 5 foot path (even though he's only like 5'7") because he leans back an forth, back and forth.....

Don't they realize that they are not walkign normally? There are plenty of people who DO walk normally. There's lots of examples around them? DO they not realize that what they are doing is NOT the same as what others are doing?

WHY? WHY? WHY?

MMike I think you just described everybody in the Fat Albert gangs walking style....

Atleast that is what popped into my head...the old cartoon.

 

[BuddhaRoadkill]

Don't they realize that they are not walkign normally? There are plenty of people who DO walk normally. There's lots of examples around them? DO they not realize that what they are doing is NOT the same as what others are doing?

WHY? WHY? WHY?

Dude ... your like ... scary. Must suck to be you.

 

[fubar5]

Is that after...



No...TOO easy.

good stuff man. Could have gone really far with that one for sure.

 

[Chunky Munkey]

Perhaps a better questions is, do muppets have genitals?

 

[skinny mike]

Perhaps a better questions is, do muppets have genitals?

i think that seals it, you are much wierder than the rest of us on here.

 

[Chunky Munkey]

i think that seals it, you are much wierder than the rest of us on here.

Beaker has one under his eyes.

 

[BikerBoy28]

Beaker has one under his eyes.

Yes, you would know.