[mandown]

I do not find the small-as-we-can-get-it-without-selling-you-air size fun. In fact, if anything, it is a "sad size" snack. Once you get a taste of it, it is gone without a trace. You need at least a trio of these things to feel like you may have eaten something. Nobdy ever orders a single french fry just for giggles, or walks out of the ice cream shop after just a taster spoon for laughs. This level of marketing spin is an insult.

 

[gonefirefightin]

because they set up really hard on cold parade mornings and it makes it sporting to throw at kids

 

[SkaredShtles]

I've walked out of an ice cream shop after just having a sample.

 

[mandown]

I've walked out of an ice cream shop after just having a sample.

That means you are nobody.

 

[SkaredShtles]

That means you are nobody.

I've been called that before by better men than you, Sparky.

 

[mandown]

Have you been called that by better women than me?

 

[gonefirefightin]

I've been called that before by better men than you, Sparky.

 

[syadasti]

I've walked out of an ice cream shop after just having a sample.

Some people aren't consumer whores either. Who wants a large portion of sh*tty mars corp candy anyways? How about some extra wonderbread for your "sandwich" too.

Portion Size, Then vs. Now

 

[jonKranked]

i approve of this rant.

 

[Beef Supreme]

I thought this was going to be about bewbs. I am disappoint.

 

[mandown]

Feel free to derail. bewbs alweez reluhvent.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Have you been called that by better women than me?

I dunno. How good of a woman *are* you?

 

[jonKranked]

I thought this was going to be about bewbs. I am disappoint.

personally, i was expecting midgets

 

[jonKranked]

Feel free to derail. bewbs alweez reluhvent.

 

[mandown]

Some people aren't consumer whores either. Who wants a large portion of sh*tty mars corp candy anyways? How about some extra wonderbread for your "sandwich" too.

Portion Size, Then vs. Now

While I agree that extra Wonderbread sammiches affection presented, but if I were, for the sake of argument, a fan of such things, then a "fun" size of such a thing would not likely be the amount I could cram into a Chapstick tube, rather it would be the size of a big-rig mud-flap.

 

[DirtyMike]

personally, i was expecting midgets

I was thinking the exact same thing

 

[stevew]

Some people aren't consumer whores either. Who wants a large portion of sh*tty mars corp candy anyways? How about some extra wonderbread for your "sandwich" too.

Portion Size, Then vs. Now

then again...you would be offended if you were charged for a refill....

 

[syadasti]

then again...you would be offended if you were charged for a refill....

I don't drink soda or coffee, so why would I expect refills?

 

[jonKranked]

i wish beer came with free refills

 

[ultraNoob]

 

[syadasti]

Tap ass?

 

[mandown]

I don't drink soda or coffee, so why would I expect refills?

one glass of water for you.

 

[eaterofdog]

They call them fun size cause it's fun for them to make more money.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

 

[Quo Fan]

These are "fun size"

NSFW

 

[mandown]

Not buying that these are F-cups.

 

[jonKranked]

Not buying that these are F-cups.

you are obviously oblivious to the two chocolate phalli pointed at her mouth

 

[mandown]

you are obviously oblivious to the two chocolate phalli pointed at her mouth

No, I've just done enough time on brazzers to ball-park an f-cup, and that picture isn't in the same zip code.

 

[jonKranked]

No, I've just done enough time on brazzers to ball-park an f-cup, and that picture isn't in the same zip code.

f is a a different part of the azn alphabet

 

[DirtyMike]

No, I've just done enough time on brazzers to ball-park an f-cup, and that picture isn't in the same zip code.

Large c's tops.........

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Those are fun sized! I'd say a solid D cup. With the hair, maybe a DD.

 

[jonKranked]

nice moobs ian. stop posting your self shots.

 

[DirtyMike]

nice moobs ian. stop posting your self shots.

Wait.... DMG's real name is Ian?????? WTF??

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

 

[DirtMcGirk]

My eye is way lazier.