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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?
- Thread starter N8 v2.0
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Anyone?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!!!!
Why was the guy in the boat going so fast?
he was L8?
Because the guy on skis was chasing him.
Wow, N8 watched a show that featured an alternative fuel? You best hope "W" and his oil loven goones don't find out.
jimmydean said:
That joke was told this morning in my staff meeting...
Chickens can stage coups?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To kick N8 in the balls for telling such a stupid chicken joke?jdschall said:
DRB said:
Good thing chickens don't wear shoes!
Good thing chickens have sharp pointy feet.N8 said:Good thing chickens don't wear shoes!
Why did the kleenex dance across the floor?
Cuz it had a little boogie in it.
DRB said:
Yes and also to show the opossum it could be done.
N8 said:
Why did the kleenex dance across the floor?
Cuz it had a little boogie in it.
jdschall said:
Change possum to armadillo and you've kinda got a joke there.
You realize that this is N8's attempt to drive himself into the red as far as possible?Opeth said:
binary visions said:
No habla....??
Yes, I do. If 5 reds result in a temp ban, I'll be glad to help.binary visions said:
Opeth said:
Well, if I have to wait for you to 'pile on' your disapproval at your current rate, I will be here for a loooooooooong while.
I Disapprove!
Edit: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to N8 again.
Damn...
Edit: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to N8 again.
Damn...
What the hell..????
I am gaining + points....
I hate you fvx!
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I am gaining + points....
I hate you fvx!
:hot:
I am merely an attention whore...
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Correct.N8 said:
johnbryanpeters said:
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I approved because of your request for disapproval. However, I'm not sure that you aren't practicing reverse psychology and claiming you want disapproval knowing that most will just simply do the reverse of your request.N8 said:
DRB said:
Either way, I'm a winner!
N8 said:Either way, I'm a winner!
More like a weiner instead of a winner.
the Inbred said:
That's usually a good one that gets a laugh...
I was told this joke by a "punk" back in 1981 at a club in Philly,
Why'd the baby cross the road..............
Why'd the baby cross the road..............
It was stapled to the chicken......MunkeeHucker said:
Ok, you had me worried. That joke was on "Dirty Jobs" at the end of the episode where they made Bio in a guys garage to fuel his TDI Jetta. It was on like 2 nights ago.N8 said:That joke was told this morning in my staff meeting...