[DirtMcGirk]

I get asked A LOT "How can you live in Phoenix, its like hell on earth."

Yea, its warm as hell, and the elderly crap their pants better than they drive, but sometimes you get a rare glimmer of awesome here that makes it all worth your toil.

Mesa man stops bike thief with shotgun...

I still think the "warning shot" should have been right into the back of the thief's skull, but the law seems to disagree with me on this one. None the less, the cops beating his ass is sort of a 9/10 happy ending.

 

[ridiculous]

The warning shot or first round in my shotgun is a sandbag.

 

[lovebunny]

why would a 48 year old steal a bicycle from a back yard? sounds like a classy neighborhood

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I see you've never been to Mesa...

 

[dhmike]

i thought this was going to be a hookers and blow story .

 

[MMike]

None of this is a very good sell job for AZ......

 

[jdcamb]

The warning shot or first round in my shotgun is a sandbag.

Deer slug and then I sprinkle Crack Rocks on the perpatrator....

 

[rockofullr]

Deer slug and then I sprinkle Crack Rocks on the perpatrator....

Get a double barrel shotty then you can have a slug in one barrel and a shell loaded up with crack in the other. You could realize some serious time savings!

 

[BIGHITR]

Shoot 'em in the back with a tranquilizer gun like they do on Mutual Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom!

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Or I could drill the thieving bastard in the spine with 00 buckshot.
Yes I'd serve time. Other than tossing salad it'd be worth it.

 

[ridiculous]

Deer slug and then I sprinkle Crack Rocks on the perpatrator....

Yeah, I went from living alone to roommates. One of which is a federal police officer so I can't keep crack rocks in the house anymore.

 

[rockofullr]

Other than tossing salad it'd be worth it.

Do you prefer syrup?

 

[WestCoastHucker]

it's jelly for '11...

 

[mandown]

all the cool kids are using