I hope the coffee was in his college alum stainless mug.got into work and some jackwagon left a cup of tea in my cubicle, which i promptly through the fuck out. i sit at the end of the row by the hallway to the bathrooms, so this is a frequent enough occurrence that i have just taken to throwing the shit out. turns out it belonged to a project manager i don't particularly like. he came out of the bathroom looking for it, but didn't say anything to me, then walked away. some days it's the little things.
nah, just a paper cup. i'm not *that* much of an asshole. but if it wasn't a disposable cup i probably would have started drinking it myself.I hope the coffee was in his college alum stainless mug.
Have you considered peeing to mark the boundaries of your cubicle?nah, just a paper cup. i'm not *that* much of an asshole. but if it wasn't a disposable cup i probably would have started drinking it myself.
either way, the message is clear. don't leave shit in my cube.
the hero we needgot into work and some jackwagon left a cup of tea in my cubicle, which i promptly threw the fuck out. i sit at the end of the row by the hallway to the bathrooms, so this is a frequent enough occurrence that i have just taken to throwing the shit out. turns out it belonged to a project manager i don't particularly like. he came out of the bathroom looking for it, but didn't say anything to me, then walked away. some days it's the little things.
That's gross, the bathroom is right there.don't leave shit in my cube
I guess i could make an exception for the above statement.Have you considered peeing to mark the boundaries of your cubicle?
This is porn-speak for something really dirty and sticky, right?pancake day. shoulda brought my own syrup and butter
Have you considered peeing to mark the boundaries of your cubicle?
i flatulate quite frequently, has proven effective so far.Have you considered peeing to mark the boundaries of your cubicle?
my mouse is sticky now...This is porn-speak for something really dirty and sticky, right?
i flatulate quite frequently, has proven effective so far.
You dirty, stinky, fucking hippy.Booked a weekend at Valley View Hot Springs in March.
I've found a gummy about 90 minutes before I want to go to bed works pretty well... easier on the lungs, too.pro tip- have insomnia? smoke a shit ton of hash before bed.
I watched the hippo at the zoo do that while aimed at the crowd. I had seen the propeller action on one of the nature shows, so I'm always hesitant to be oriented towards the ass when it's out of the water. It was literally a shit show. Probably two dozen people in immediate spray range who fell victim to shit spray. I warned a bunch of people of the propeller poop, some of whom listened and stepped back, others didn't. Those who did and I; we laughed hysterically.
pro tip- have insomnia? smoke a shit ton of hash before bed.
*sigh*I've found a gummy about 90 minutes before I want to go to bed works pretty well... easier on the lungs, too.
My quarterly bathe done right!You dirty, stinky, fucking hippy.
The ed-shed has done wonders for my sleep. Half of one is more than enough for me.You dirty, stinky, fucking hippy.
I've found a gummy about 90 minutes before I want to go to bed works pretty well... easier on the lungs, too.
gummy dick is too obvious. but that gives me an idea for a more subtle approach.... pour in some super spicy hot sauce. much less likely to be given away visually, but once they take a sip....This is where you need a bag of gummy dicks. Just drop one in each cup left at your cube, wink at the owner when they pick it up.
I watched the hippo at the zoo do that while aimed at the crowd. I had seen the propeller action on one of the nature shows, so I'm always hesitant to be oriented towards the ass when it's out of the water. It was literally a shit show. Probably two dozen people in immediate spray range who fell victim to shit spray. I warned a bunch of people of the propeller poop, some of whom listened and stepped back, others didn't. Those who did and I; we laughed hysterically.
Has it been soaked in Vodka?I've found a gummy about 90 minutes before I want to go to bed works pretty well... easier on the lungs, too
Ghost pepper HS that shit!pour in some super spicy hot sauce. much less likely to be given away visually, but once they take a sip....
a what?fuck me in the ozarks i'm getting another CAPA. KILL LIST.