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Why time travel will never happen...

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  1. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    ...procrastination.

    I asked my girl what time it was this morning and she said, "Five minutes after you're 'supposed' to be at work."

    I said, "no worries, I'll just invent a time travel machine and get to work on time."

    She asked how I was gonna do that in the next minute and I said, "that's the beauty, I can do it in 60 years and no problem."

    So, that's why we'll never develop time travel... we figure we'll get to it eventually. Ya know, no rush.


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    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    I've always wondered how you would stop a perpetual motion machine if you needed to work on it...
     
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    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    How do you know that the time machine hasn't been invented yet?? I mean, if it was, you could go back in time and make sure no one knows about it...er....I mean..... Ow.....

    Ok...now my head hurts....
     
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    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    wtf is that?
     
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    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    So I wonder if time travel will ever be created?
     
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  9. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    do young people not watch movies from the 1980s?

    I mean, i wouldn't be surprised as I don't bother with movies (typically) from the 1960s.

    But I recommend:
    Back to the Future
    Real Genius
    Breakfast Club
    Sixteen Candles
    and those like 'em. Get 'em from your library for free :)
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Chris Knight rules. If anyone can invent time travel it's him. (Laslo is still busy with Sherry Miller)

     
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    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    I am putting my money on her;



    Jordan, Call me! :love:
     
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    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    :drool: Michele Myrink. (At least I think that's how you spell it). She's every computer geeks dream girl. Did you know that she was also in the original Revenge Of The Nerds movie? She was (surprise surprise!) the geek girl who played the accordian.
     
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    You forgot Better Off Dead :D



    If anyone's going to build a time machine it's Badger.
     
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    thank god I'm not the only one who loves her :drool:
     
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    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    Hey get the f*ck away from my girl! :mumble:
     
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    I barely watch freakin tv, much less movies. Unless something looks reallly really interesting. Last movie I saw that I really liked was Boiler Room.
     
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    I'll race you for her!
     
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    With the exception of the very first post, I've enjoyed this thread.
     
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    Ok, We freeze a hallway and have a sled race. Winner takes all!
     
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    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Great! Now if we can just keep it from exploding!
     
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    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    That and 1.21 gigawatts of power at 88mph.