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Why time travel will never happen...

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,027
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Denver
...procrastination.

I asked my girl what time it was this morning and she said, "Five minutes after you're 'supposed' to be at work."

I said, "no worries, I'll just invent a time travel machine and get to work on time."

She asked how I was gonna do that in the next minute and I said, "that's the beauty, I can do it in 60 years and no problem."

So, that's why we'll never develop time travel... we figure we'll get to it eventually. Ya know, no rush.


Momentary Distraction
by Opie
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,027
3
Denver
mcA896 said:
wtf is that?
do young people not watch movies from the 1980s?

I mean, i wouldn't be surprised as I don't bother with movies (typically) from the 1960s.

But I recommend:
Back to the Future
Real Genius
Breakfast Club
Sixteen Candles
and those like 'em. Get 'em from your library for free :)
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,844
11
So Cal
LordOpie said:
do young people not watch movies from the 1980s?

I mean, i wouldn't be surprised as I don't bother with movies (typically) from the 1960s.

But I recommend:
Back to the Future
Real Genius
Breakfast Club
Sixteen Candles
and those like 'em. Get 'em from your library for free :)
Chris Knight rules. If anyone can invent time travel it's him. (Laslo is still busy with Sherry Miller)

 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,844
11
So Cal
Tenchiro said:
I am putting my money on her;



Jordan, Call me! :love:
:drool: Michele Myrink. (At least I think that's how you spell it). She's every computer geeks dream girl. Did you know that she was also in the original Revenge Of The Nerds movie? She was (surprise surprise!) the geek girl who played the accordian.
 

DamienC

Turbo Monkey
Jun 6, 2002
1,166
0
DC
LordOpie said:
do young people not watch movies from the 1980s?

I mean, i wouldn't be surprised as I don't bother with movies (typically) from the 1960s.

But I recommend:
Back to the Future
Real Genius
Breakfast Club
Sixteen Candles
and those like 'em. Get 'em from your library for free :)
You forgot Better Off Dead :D



If anyone's going to build a time machine it's Badger.
 

mcA896

Turbo Monkey
Aug 15, 2003
1,160
0
Cape Cod, MA
LordOpie said:
do young people not watch movies from the 1980s?

I mean, i wouldn't be surprised as I don't bother with movies (typically) from the 1960s.

But I recommend:
Back to the Future
Real Genius
Breakfast Club
Sixteen Candles
and those like 'em. Get 'em from your library for free :)
I barely watch freakin tv, much less movies. Unless something looks reallly really interesting. Last movie I saw that I really liked was Boiler Room.