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Why women live longer than men... kinda funny :)

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dwaugh

Turbo Monkey
May 23, 2002
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Bellingham, Washington ~ U.S.A.
Not sure if this is old or not, but I found it funny the first time.

The following photos show conclusively why women tend to live longer than
men.


#7
("Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?")



#6
(Necessity is the mother of invention... but sometimes Necessity should use birth control!)



#5
("And to think... those wimps at the power company use straps and cleats to get up this high!")



#4
(I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.)


#3
("Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear for such a small chlorine gas leak...")



#2
(Step 1: Remove shoes. Step 2: Place metal ladder in water. Step 3: Begin using power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.)



And the winner is...
(How drunk do you have to be before this starts looking like a good idea?)
 
J

JRB

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I was sure the 2 x 4s would hold the truck when the gas tank I was arc welding blew up. :think:
 
J

JRB

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mack said:
why do i not see these photos, i dont see any in the snowmobile thread either.
Some day, one of these pictures will convey what happened to you. :monkey:
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Barbaton said:
is there an 8, 9, 10 somewhere? top 7 seems kinda odd...
The email I got a looong time ago had the same pictures but there was an 8, 9 and 10 as well...
 

=[Stinky]=

I like bagels and turkey sandwiches
Sep 9, 2001
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Atlanta YEAAAHHH!
Females are 3-8 times more likely to sustain a knee injury than males. 80% of the Injuries are ACL tears, involving non-contact sports.