[The Toninator]

I brought my bikes outside and had to run back in to get something and when I came out there was a squirrel on my porch.
He was like ‘sup human?’ and I was like ‘sup squirrel?’ So we staired at each other awkwardly for a couple of seconds and I was like ‘don’t even think about running off with my bikes’ and he was like ‘I wasn’t doing nothing.’
So after a bit he started scampering round doing squirrel stuff and came over and was just like ‘Hey you got something to eat?’ and I was like “no but heres my hand check it out.”
So he came over grabed my hand and set up and started checking it out, I thought man that’s the coolest squirrel ever. So he decided there wasn’t nothing there to eat and went about his squarel like business.
Well lucky for him I just happen to have a bagel so I ripped of a HUGE piece and held it in my hand for him to come and get, and he did. Then he sat around eating but I was like sorry dude I got to get on with my day, he said cool and scampered off with his booty.

 

[motomike]

acid is bad, mmmmkay?

 

[McGRP01]

...and scampered off with his booty.

You gave a squirrel some booty?

 

[firetoole]

to quote Rick James "Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

 

[blt2ride]

Yeah...I'm not too sure what to say about this one. I guess, the best advice I could give is--"Just say no!"

 

[stinkyboy]

Every time I work on my bikes, I carry a bagel in my pocket too (sans cream cheese) (just in case I have to clean a chain, rotor, etc with it).

Funny story.

 

[The Toninator]

Every time I work on my bikes, I carry a bagel in my pocket too (sans cream cheese) (just in case I have to clean a chain, rotor, etc with it).

Funny story.

thanks i thougt it was cool. i really startled him like he was doing something wrong and thought nobody was around.
anyhoo i was packing i'm leaving for mojofest in bout an hour that's why i had some food on me.