MUTOLI said:It amazes me what people will spend on stupid stuff like this. I would love to just pay off a credit card!!! Is that too much to ask! Anyone want a date with me!! I'm married, but, if I have the same rules that they do, I don't have to worry about anything happening, plus I wouldn't have to even pay for the date!!! Wow..that's pretty sweet! Lets start the bidding at $2000.00
Plus, you could probably score some tail that won't require you to spend another 18k in treatments for your new venereal disease.Westy said:Looks more like BUY a date. For 18K you could certainly get some fresher tail than Carmen has to offer.
Sorry...no trades. It must be cash only!firetoole said:I have an old huffy frame I could trade?
Exactly! As long as you do them in the correct order, those things are not that bad: you ply her with alcohol, loosen her up further with a little drug use, move on to inappropriate behavior(which begs inappropriate physical contact and activities), then make the celebrity the recipient during sexual acts and leave the profanity to her. :devil:CoMo said:"Recipient acknowledges, understands and agrees that the dream date shall not include any kind of inappropriate physical contact, inappropriate behavior or inappropriate activities between Recipient and celebrity, including, without limitation, sexual acts, profanity and/or alcohol or drug use."
Well thats no fun...
Dang...you must be a pretty small guy!clancy98 said:For 18 grand I could get 60 hookers and roll around in them....
Wow, 60? There's a great probability in there of catching a bug.clancy98 said:because you would be a douche. For 18 grand I could get 60 hookers and roll around in them....
...and be knocked unconscience by a kneecapmobius said:imagine a pool of hookers in it and u just dive in.