[captainpolution]

I am offically 18

hooray for me

 

[Reactor]

Congrats!

Your life is over.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Happy Birthday. Go buy some porn.

 

[motomike]

yeah you better buy some porn. 18 is pretty good, but 21 is where its at. I'm still waiting.

 

[McGRP01]

Happy Birthday. Go buy some porn.

and smokes.

 

[DHS]

**** smokes. spend it on porn. or just go get some new bike parts, best money spent

 

[Polandspring88]

Have your friends take you out to an 18+ strip club and make them buy you a lap dance for your birthday. If they don't they are not good friends and you should make new ones who will.

 

[TreeSaw]

Nice! Porn & strip clubs for you...too bad you aren't 21 yet 'cause beer is where it's at :devil:

 

[Reactor]

**** smokes. spend it on porn. or just go get some new bike parts, best money spent

Words of the wise, I'm 415 pink bike years old, and smokes and drugs just waste your money. Porn is a renewable resource.

 

[Reactor]

'specially if you have a digital video camera and know twins....

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Coolio, now you have to register with the "Draft Board" You better hope they don't reinstate the draft, at 18 they'll ship your ass off first


Happy- B-day

 

[JRB]

Happy birthday. Good thing for Brian that he is retirement age and can't be drafted.

 

[Ciaran]

This is the age of the intarweb. Who needs to go buy porn anymore. Any 12 year old boy should have a decent porn collection on CD.

Happy Birthday, don't get arrested because now it's for real. And don't forget to reg for selective service so they can draft you.

 

[hooples3]

ahhh 18 , I remeber 18 , being a freshman in college, the best 2 years of my life

 

[stinkyboy]

"Damn punk ass kids!"

::chasing them out of my yard with a rake in hand::

 

[captainpolution]

Coolio, now you have to register with the "Draft Board" You better hope they don't reinstate the draft, at 18 they'll ship your ass off first


Happy- B-day

yea, i have medical problems, soooo, i dont really need tow orry about that


and yea, vip to goldclub tongiht, via my friend

 

[lovebunny]

congrats....... bitch

 

[The Toninator]

yeah you better buy some porn. 18 is pretty good, but 21 is where its at. I'm still waiting.

weird. here you have to be 18 to be in it but you cant rent it till your 21. Very strange stuff.

 

[Connundrum1]

Hey matt happy birthday! if we get off our lazy butts we're gonna kidnap you and take you to a strip club or soemthing.

 

[captainpolution]

Hey matt happy birthday! if we get off our lazy butts we're gonna kidnap you and take you to a strip club or soemthing.

ronnie is taking us VIP to gold club tonight, woop woop

and that reminds me, i need to get a roll of quarters for the strippers... lol jkkjkjk