woman problems!!!!!!!
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I'm with Herr Rumpmeister as well. Gimme.
That's not a problem....it's a blessing!biggins said:
Your problem is that you need one.
Women can smell a desperate guy a mile off.
Figure out how to be okay by yourself - i.e. not need a woman - and the ladies will flock to you (well, okay, "flock" might be an exaggeration, but you will certainly have an easier time with them
).
Women can smell a desperate guy a mile off.
Figure out how to be okay by yourself - i.e. not need a woman - and the ladies will flock to you (well, okay, "flock" might be an exaggeration, but you will certainly have an easier time with them
).
Whatever happened to Miss No-butt?
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pixelninja said:
Yeah -
Hmmm.....you need one? Exlain this need??? If it's a physical need, there are plenty of good flicks out there to help take care of that just kidding....
or am I
just kidding....or am I
Hot chicks LOVE desparation. Works every time.
TreeSaw said:Hmmm.....you need one? Exlain this need??? If it's a physical need, there are plenty of good flicks out there to help take care of that
or am I
well, its not just a physical thing really, its more of a companionship thing, its hard to explain. before my last girlfriend i was single for 3 years so i dont really have any problem being alone, its just different this time. i know it sounds sappy.
Hell, all you have to do is go to a good college bar and you can get take care of that.TreeSaw said:
I f'ing hate a couple of our local bars because they're such meat markets, and you can actually hear the STDs getting excited about opportunities to go exploring...
Just couldn't get past the flatness, eh? You should just start refering to her as "Kansas".biggins said:
Man, that's mean. I should be ashamed of myself...
What about the other problem... having one and wanting many? Oh i guess that is a neverending prob.
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pixelninja said:
Do you mean KansASS???
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biggins said:
Go on - it could entertain us.
Are you going with a more understated rump avatar in the hopes that it will be more favorable with the mudhunnies on the Monkey?
Get yerself a fattie. She'll love you like no other and feed you all the time. Fo real.
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BurlySurly said:
Shady in the summer time, warm in the winter time. That's what I like about that fat gal of mine.
Ah....I get it (really)...and it doesn't sound sappy at all! I used to love being single (once upon a time) but my husband & I have an amazing relationship and I can't really see myself without his companionship! Good luck with the search!biggins said:
TreeSaw said:
cool. see thats what i am talkin about. i have enough carefree sex and whatnot, its gotten kind of old. oh, not to derail my own thread, but did your friend ever find a bike? the turner weighed in at 32 lbs with a big fat stem and platform pedals.
Good luck with the search. I happened upon my husband simply by chance...we played on the same beach volleyball team for a charity event (I was their company ringer...they needed a woman to play because they had registered co-ed and the secretary backed out at the last minute). Jenn hasn't found a bike yet...is your bike still available? If so, send me a pic and I will show it to her again.biggins said:
want me to have stosh put in the slammer? you could console his left-behind lady friend...
reckon she would ever get over stosh or would she always have a special place in her heart for him? if we time it right, you could be there to "rescue" her when the cops smash the door down...biggins said:
biggy-is the problem that you're not FINDING girls, or that you're not GETTING them??
You don't need a woman; you need one of these...biggins said:
I have woman problems and I'm not even in a relationship... you want mine? I'll trade you my woman problems for you lack of woman problemsbiggins said:
gotcha. you need more exposure! try the process of elimination technique. be studious about it, i know it sounds stupid but if it's something that you want, treat it like anything else-like shopping for a new bike. identify the things you want in a girl, find out where girls like that hang out and start asking 'em out.biggins said:
now that summer is over 
I've been thinking about getting me a cute blonde non crazy in shape non pyscho female to spend some time with.....but where to hell to find one ? theres tons of them that are too young for me but none in the 30-35 age bracket around
I've been thinking about getting me a cute blonde non crazy in shape non pyscho female to spend some time with.....but where to hell to find one ? theres tons of them that are too young for me but none in the 30-35 age bracket around
You need to look into the next age bracket Doug - I bet you'll find a lot of really amazing, in shape, healthy, young looking women in the 36-40 bracket!douglas said:now that summer is over
douglas said:now that summer is over
take the youngins then!
