[loco-gringo]

The article said the women's name was Celsa Aleman, not Bjork.

However, bjork is one bad b*tch. I think she beat the crap out of a photog who got to close to her kid once. Imagine being the poor guy who has to put, "B*tch slapped by Bjork" on his resume.

That's worse than when Danzig got knocked the f*#k out.

 

[Damo]

Bjork could kill a giant swan for sure.

 

[zahgurim]

lol... when I first read the thread title, I was like "Wtf? How is a lion going to hold a machete without opposable thumbs? And why would a donky-riding woman tangle with a machete-wielding lion?"

 

[MikeD]

lol... when I first read the thread title, I was like "Wtf? How is a lion going to hold a machete without opposable thumbs

....

 

[DRB]

"It said the animal killed two dogs and ate a pig before it was sedated and taken back to the zoo."

Phhft... TenaciousLeo had a dog who did this every weekend.

So we do know this about the lion, it wasn't Muslim, Jewish or Korean.

 

[Lowlight7]

This lion was, in fact, Subcomandante Marcos in disguise.

 

[DRB]

This lion was, in fact, Subcomandante Marcos in disguise.

Maybe it's not a disguise.

 

[MikeD]

Maybe it's not a disguise.

Maybe the subcommandante is the disguise.

 

[Lowlight7]

There could totally be a feline under that ski mask...


Aslan is on the move.

 

[Damo]

She fought Aslan and lived?





fck.

 

[Lowlight7]

Who else but a hardcore bitch travels around Acapulco with on a burro, armed with a machete?

 

[$tinkle]

wonder if her saddle reads "machete rides for free"

 

[DRB]

Maybe the subcommandante is the disguise.

Lions are some cleaver motherfvckers.

 

[zahgurim]

So we do know this about the lion, it wasn't Muslim, Jewish or Korean.

I bet it was a Korean lion.

Koreans love eating pigs and dogs. And this thing ate two dogs...

 

[DRB]

I bet it was a Korean lion.

Koreans love eating pigs and dogs. And this thing ate two dogs...

oh contrary mon fries, it KILLED two dogs but did not eat them. It did eat the pig.

 

[Damo]

Pigs are such magic creatures too. So much goodness comes from one animal.

It really is a shame.

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

Did the 2 dogs belong to the local Mayor?

Such a shame...

I watched that on CNN the other night. I was in awe that the local government could be such d-bags about it.