[Craw]

I posted this in the creepy marriage thread. But then I thought to myself...what's so creepy about it? It was suggested that I create a stand alone post to increase my chances...I'm so nervous...I never thought I'd do anything like this before...here goes:

Various women of the intraweb...allow me to introduce myself. I am Craw. Craw is not my real name however...I would like it to be...Craw. I like the sound of that.

It is in this message that I hope that at least one of you decides to marry me.

About me:

I am Craw

I look like a cross between Jan Micheal Vincent (Younger, not the boozing years), Greg Evigan, and a whole lotta Denzel.

I am a professional Pet Petter. I get paid to pet people's pets. I mean, just because Old Man Caruther's can't pet his dog because of his debillitating arthritis doesn't mean that his dog should live the rest of its life without being petted! I mean, am I right? Or am I right?

I like soldering stuff.

I can make a Tesla Coil that will blow your pants off!

I am looking for:

Woman (to marry me)

With breasts

Not opposed to marrying man named Craw over the internet via cycling message board, sight unseen.

Prospective spouse should not be crazy.

**crossing my fingers**

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Paging

 

[dh girlie]

Funny stuff...

 

[BurlyShirley]

The avatar is hurting your cause.

 

[stosh]

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Something I can help you with?

 

[stosh]

The avatar is hurting your cause.

they should love him for who he is.

 

[MudGrrl]

I am a Nigerian who needs to hide $750k, and also has a sister to sell. I can send you a check for $500k, and my sister. You send me your account numbers so I can deposit the rest. Have fun with my sister.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I am a Nigerian who needs to hide $750k, and also has a sister to sell. I can send you a check for $500k, and my sister. You send me your account numbers so I can deposit the rest. Have fun with my sister.

P.S.

The last time we checked, the Nigerian sister had at least one breast. :love: