Words escape me........
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HAHAHAHA...and the highest donor gets to MEET HER...WOW!
I'm sure there are some lonely guys who would jump at the chance...dh girlie said:
I think I'd need to see what we're working with here....
What happend to making implant money the old fashioned way.... strippin'?
N8 said:
Unless you have a no tit fetish, A cups aren't going to yield you a lot of tips stripping...
Hmm...high bid is $30, nd I have $40 in my walletdh girlie said:
douglas said:Hmm...high bid is $30, nd I have $40 in my wallet
Just wait until the last possible moment...like 10 seconds before the auction ends and BAM! Then you can email the pictures to everyone you know...
Hahahahaha....1 bid in 6 days!!!!
dh girlie said:
nice!
I wonder if I am the high bidder she'll also get "Dalton Doug" as a fake tatto on the twins
douglas said:
I won some tickets to Ozzfest that way once...totally dick, but who cares...I wanted those tickets.
dh girlie said:
:loco: Pic's?
That's pathetic. My girlfriend is getting implants (B cup to a D cup, and not at my request, but I'll enjoy the results) and she didn't ask me for a single dime. This chick is a ho.
I'll probably send her a 10 spot.
I'll probably send her a 10 spot.
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a D cup? damn.... why would anybody not in the biz want a D-cup???El Jefe said:That's pathetic. My girlfriend is getting implants (B cup to a D cup, and not at my request, but I'll enjoy the results) and she didn't ask me for a single dime. This chick is a ho.
I'll probably send her a 10 spot.
i had a friend who had her rack reduced when she was 17 cuz the weight was bending her spine... she had like huge ass knockers....
You're friends with DH Girlie??ALEXIS_DH said:
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haha i know that's so lame. I mean they'll probably meet, he'll buy her lunch or dinner, and that's it. He's gonna get screwed. Financially, not genitally...haha now I'm just making up words!dh girlie said:
This reminds me of a craigslist ad I saw once, where some girl was going to Orange County for a couple days, and wanted some dude, preferably someone that either owned a Benz, or worked at a Benz dealer, to lend her a car. The lucky guy, then got a chance to have lunch with her on him, when she arrived. Awesome! Sign me up!
ALEXIS_DH said:
She's 5'9" so the D cups won't look too huge on her, and well, she uh, dances.
Of course she dances... how else can someone afford breast implants?El Jefe said:
That aside... Imagine riding a bike with an additional 15 pounds of artificial flesh hanging from your neck?
15lbs? More like a total of a pound and a quarter to a pound and a half. 300-350cc implants x 2 = 600-700g of weight.Polytics said:
El Jefe said:
somebody has been watching Dr 90210 a little too much
Ewww...so...big...El Jefe said:That's pathetic. My girlfriend is getting implants (B cup to a D cup, and not at my request, but I'll enjoy the results) and she didn't ask me for a single dime. This chick is a ho.
I'll probably send her a 10 spot.
EVERYONE that donates any amount of money will recieve before & after pictures of me (and my old/new assets) & the highest donation will get to meet me after I have my surgery (this is a GUARANTEE) which I would like within the next month!!!
What a skeezer. If she wants a donation from me, she's gonna have to siphon it right from the tap. If she is able to extract donation of any amount, EVERYONE will receive(spelled correctly) before & after pictures of me unloading(on her old/new assets) & the highest individual will get to meet me after I have my way with her(this is a GUARANTEE) to share a J which I would like within the next month!!!
What a skeezer. If she wants a donation from me, she's gonna have to siphon it right from the tap. If she is able to extract donation of any amount, EVERYONE will receive(spelled correctly) before & after pictures of me unloading(on her old/new assets) & the highest individual will get to meet me after I have my way with her(this is a GUARANTEE) to share a J which I would like within the next month!!!
douglas said:somebody has been watching Dr 90210 a little too much
Hey now, I'm just a well-informed medical professional.
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blue said:
Umm, ok. Maybe on a girl 5'2" they'd look monstrous, but as tall as she is, they'll look A OK.
Wow... where does one learn these things?El Jefe said:
(obviously went to the wrong school)
*edit: 15 pounds was an obvious exageration
the ebay girl needs to be shot
Not when they're real...Polytics said:
Is this the same girlfriend who uses her teeth when uhhh...you know...workin the monster??? I thought she was out the door?El Jefe said:That's pathetic. My girlfriend is getting implants (B cup to a D cup, and not at my request, but I'll enjoy the results) and she didn't ask me for a single dime. This chick is a ho.
I'll probably send her a 10 spot.