He is hiring for a phone sales person for his company, anyone want the job? I bet you can sign up at his site though I havent checked, I saw a 'want ad' ad in the paper.
Work for biker fox...
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Yo, seeing as how you seem to be the most infatuated Bikerfox fan on RM, I nominate you to be the guinea pig. Thanks.
He IS BikerFox....
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I wonder if he will pay to re-locate me.
Infatuated? Hardly. Though I think it would be the funniest thing EVER if somehow I could get the crazy biker chick (that dances for Jesus) and BikerFox to hook up.reflux said:
If I saw the 2 of them together while driving down the road I'd probably laugh so hard I'd drive into a ditch.
You think he's funny just cuz you been to his site... I actually see him riding down the road pumping his fist at anyone who shouts at him... on a weekly basis.
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He's already BFs bitch. Oh, you said guinea pig. Oopsreflux said:
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Fill me in on "the crazy biker chick (that dances for Jesus)", please?
She is funnier than biker fox IMO, my ex and I use to park and jusst watch her hillarious dance moves.johnbryanpeters said:
She likes to ride up to the intersection of 61st and Lewis in the afternoon during the work week... there she will park her bike chill at one of the bus stop benches, in full road racing garb.
Usually she is dancing, complete with badly executed high kicks and rediculously funny hand gestures... she is a bad, bad dancer, like Elaine from seinfeld. Anyway if asked what she is dancing for she will, most times, say that she is dancing for Jesus (though she does wear headphones while dancing).
Last week she was leaning up agains the telephone pole (2 feet from the road) reading a newspaper... but not really reading it, you could tell she was just there to get noticed because her eyes weren at all focused on the newspaper (of course she was 'reading' with gloves, sunglasses, full lycra, and helmet).
I think it would be great to get her and bikerfox together... remeniscent(sp) of the "gate keeper" and the "keymaster" from Ghostbusters I.
HAHA, easily the funniest thing I've read today. "This chick is toast!"golgiaparatus said:
That's gotta be the job opportunity of a lifetime, i'm faxing Serial Midget's resume immediately....
golgiaparatus said:
werd to ya mutha!! nothing better than seeing the f#cking freak on the way home from work, bouncing on his back wheel, with his skullet dripping gerry juice on the sidewalk to just lean back in your seat, roll down the window yell at the freak bitch, and have a good, hearty laugh to rid the stress from your day at work
LOL! My friends and I like to egg him on... sometimes he'll do a stoppie or something trying to sho how much of the shiznit he is. One day he will fall and it will be spectacular.Cooter Brown said:
On a related topic... I spotted the Dance for jezus bike lady 2 times yesterday, at the bench/busstop at the QT on 61st and lewis 5-7 rush hours as always. Anyway on my way to eat I drove past her sitting on 1 side of the bench sitting tall, arm fully extended giving the peace sign and bobbing her head to her headphones... about an hour later I driva back by on my way home... BAM there she is on the other side of the bench, now holding up a bible still bobbing her head to the muzak. She's way better than biker fox, when you egg her on she goes balistic, sometimes shell even do a phatty bad MJesque dance move complete with spin and/or high kick to peace sign move.
She rocks
Sounds like you all are just jealous of his mad skillz...