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Morryjg

Mr. Ho Jangles
May 9, 2003
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Littleton
I was wondering when the gavel would fall on the porn worthy avatars. I'm actually a bit surprised it lasted as long as it did. The pigs still rule!
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,827
14,165
In a van.... down by the river
Morryjg said:
I was wondering when the gavel would fall on the porn worthy avatars. I'm actually a bit surprised it lasted as long as it did. The pigs still rule!
:stupid:

Girlie avatars are about as juvenile and lame as they come....... I'd expect them on a Riceboy board, but not here.

-S.S.-
 

BMXman

I wish I was Canadian
Sep 8, 2001
13,827
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Victoria, BC
SkaredShtles said:
:stupid:

Girlie avatars are about as juvenile and lame as they come....... I'd expect them on a Riceboy board, but not here.

-S.S.-
Riceboy??? would you care to explain???
 

blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
10,160
2
california
BMXman said:
yeah but I don't see how rice fits into it...anyway it's not important...D
Two reasons:

A)They tend to sound like they have rice in their mufflers

B) Most of the cars are from asia, and the "ricer movement" was more or less perpetuated by SoCal Asians... (Kinda really racist)
 

Lexx D

Dirty Dozen
Mar 8, 2004
1,480
0
NY
SkaredShtles said:
:stupid:

Girlie avatars are about as juvenile and lame as they come....... I'd expect them on a Riceboy board, but not here.

-S.S.-
More or less juvenile than a green pig having a seizure with a monkey humping it's ear?
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,750
8,749
BMXman said:
yeah but I don't see how rice fits into it...anyway it's not important...D
http://www.riceboypage.com/

Who/What Exactly Is a Rice-Boy?

Rice-Boy is a stereotype. The typical Rice-Boy can be identified by his car, or rather what he does to it. Generally, Rice-Boy will start out with a car that was not meant to go fast (typically a Honda Civic), and attempt to "fix it up," usually consisting of aftermarket rims, lowering springs and an aftermarket exhaust system with a large exhaust tip.

Most Rice-Boy cars (or "Rice Rockets") have the usual complement of stickers proudly displaying features that the car might or might not have, most notably, the Honda VTEC sticker from the later model Preludes, and the plaques from the later model Integras.

Rice-Boys do not exclusively drive Japanese cars. There are quite a few fake Mustang '5.0's and Camaro Z28's out there, as well as quite a few strange looking Neons.
i used to be a riceboy. '90 300ZX, intake, exhaust, speeding, etc. then i wised up and now wear hiking boots everywhere and drive a pathfinder on mud tires :D
 

DHS

Friendly Neighborhood Pool Boy
Apr 23, 2002
5,094
0
Sand, CA
aw, but that was a good thing to come too on RM. mostly when i use it at work. nice small pics of hot women. boring that they have to leave now.
sniff
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
Toshi said:
http://www.riceboypage.com/


i used to be a riceboy. '90 300ZX, intake, exhaust, speeding, etc. then i wised up and now wear hiking boots everywhere and drive a pathfinder on mud tires :D
Bwahhhhhhhhhhhh me too!!

I had a 94 accord with a Vtec inside sticker and a huge a$$ H on my backwindow.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,750
8,749
reflux said:
With twin turbo? I was blown away by how fast that car was when I friend let me get behind the wheel once. That sucka was fun.
nope, normally aspirated for me. insurance was enough already :dead: . such a fun car tho, black leather on black, 5 speed, mmm
 

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
4,617
2
G14 Classified
Toshi said:
nope, normally aspirated for me. insurance was enough already :dead: . such a fun car tho, black leather on black, 5 speed, mmm
nice, i'm jealous. from what i remember, the car was heavy as sh**, but man could it move.


question, do rice-boys include those who drive souped chevrolet cavaliers?
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,750
8,749
reflux said:
nice, i'm jealous. from what i remember, the car was heavy as sh**, but man could it move.

question, do rice-boys include those who drive souped chevrolet cavaliers?
cavaliers are definitely included, with extra poor taste demerit points as a default. the Z32 was kind of heavy (~3250 lbs for the n/a model, source), but if you wanted absolute performance rather than style + performance you'd have been driving an ugly supra instead ;)
 

chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
1,054
2
Paradise
motomike said:
sooo, anybody want to buy a cavalier?

Nah, But I did drive my sisters 97 cavalier over christmas break. It was fun. I was chillin at 110 mph on I-80 through reno at 12 AM. Kinda freaked her out though. :blah:
 

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
4,617
2
G14 Classified
Toshi said:
but if you wanted absolute performance rather than style + performance you'd have been driving an ugly supra instead ;)
I guess the z wasn't as heavy as I thought, whatever.

The problem with the Supra is that I can't own one because I'm not a drug dealer, the same goes for the 90s Impala.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,750
8,749
the twinturbo Z was much more of a pig, something like 3500 lbs. for it. almost as heavy as a late model mustang :eek: :D
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
7,173
9
this is a horrible idea. while we are on the work safe tip why dont ya get rid of the ads with sound on em to? Maybe getting rid of any posts with any talk or expression or opinion on religion or politics. You should probably get rid of the ads with the sultry looking women for the diet pills and the dating sevices as well.

i for one dont see a problem with my avatar, she is not in a thong there is nothing exposed that you couldnt see walking down the street. it is a very toned down version of the avatars from yester-year. unfortunately i wont be home until later this week so i wont have until then to change it into something lame. i'll get to it though.