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Workplace toilet etiquette.....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Wingnut, Feb 28, 2008.

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  1. always flush.

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  2. am scared of public washrooms and can't bring myself to flush.

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  3. enjoy fecal matter and think everyone should too.

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  4. don't flush on purpose, cause I'm a dirtbag.

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  1. Wingnut

    Wingnut Turbo Monkey

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    I just got back from the can. I'm in a 2 storey office building with probably 300 people, and only 2 washrooms per floor (1 Mens, 1 Womens). Some Jackass filled a throne with sh!t and tp, and left, sans flush.:stosh:

    I don't want to see your sh!t. A building full of "professional" people, and I have to put up with this sh!t !!!!:plthumbsdown:

    I just don't get it.

    /rant
     

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  2. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Could have been worse.
    Could have pulled an upper-decker
     
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    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    It cracks me up that some people are scared of public crappers. I can sit down and drop anchor on damn near any toilet, and long as the seat is reasonably clean.
     
  5. urbaindk

    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    Maybe they were just proud of it?
     
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    Nick My name is Nick

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    can you take a guess as to how many Courics?
     
  7. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Spend any amount of time in the military and you can crap whenever, whenever, regardless of the conditions.
     
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    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    Sometimes I'll crank out one of those big, waxy logs that really make me proud and I'll leave it for the next guy to admire.
     
  9. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    I pooped a question mark the other night and made my wife and kid come see it. Even brought the cat to look at it.
     
  10. Potroast88

    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    Did it have the dot at the bottom, too?
     
  11. urbaindk

    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    I'm on a high fiber / whole grain diet right now. You should see some of the beauties that have been filling the bowl lately.:shocked:
     
  12. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    If I would've taken a pencil and pushed one of the little turd balls over but eh...
     
  13. Brian HCM#1

    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    It's always best to show off your stool sample when you're done.

    FYI, when wiping always throw your TP on the ground so your prize will be properly displayed for all to see.
     
  14. Potroast88

    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    You shoulda used the cat.
     
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    DRB unemployed bum

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    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    http://www.ratemypoo.com
     
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    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    DRB unemployed bum

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    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    Did you see the bloody one? Holy Moly!
     
  20. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I take pictures with my cell of true monsters and text them to my friends.

    Lately fewer and fewer of the ones I just "sort of know" haven't been calling as much.
     
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    DRB unemployed bum

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  22. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    According to that link I shouldn't have sex in the bathroom?

    Wow, but the supply closet is too small.
     
  23. Potroast88

    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    Is it just a coincidence that this thread was started shortly after the lunch thread?
     
  24. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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  25. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    It's the same people who leave the break room a pig sty that leave the turds in the toilet. I guess that's the way they are at home. What a shame.
     
  27. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    I am now stupider for having read this thread.

    And I'll take a dump anywhere. A big ol farty dump too.
     
  28. urbaindk

    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    Funny, I feel about 2 lbs lighter...

    Ah.:monkeydance:
     
  29. ridiculous

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    Weve got the a**hole that insists on flushing paper towels down the toilet. Ill never understand the need to flush paper towels down the toilet when there are trash cans all over the place in there. But every other day theres a puddle that stretches from one wall to the other but only where the stalls are (7 stalls) due to him flushing wha tmust be mounds of paper towels down the toilet. So if you walk in with anything less than work boots on your wet. Rumor has it someone has lost a cell phone to this puddle. WTF!

    On topic I always flush, theres no way that handle is dirtier than the door knob I grab on the way out.
     
  30. Wingnut

    Wingnut Turbo Monkey

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    :rofl::rofl:

    rep given.
     
  31. Austin Bike

    Austin Bike Turbo Monkey

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    I hate it when some tool sits down in the stall next to me and then takes a phone call.

    I always let a big one rip while he is on the phone. They usually hang up pretty quick after that.
     
  32. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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  33. johnnyru

    johnnyru Monkey

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    Nothing worse than going into a stall and see someone's leftover chunky soup! Flush it clean people...that's what I say.

    For that guy on the cell phone in the other stall I either rip one hard, flush repeatedly or make grunting noises...sometimes all three.
     
  34. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Pun intended?
     
  35. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    i always wipe off the seat with a little tp just in case and then i'm good to go unless the place is really gnarly.

    i have scrambled into the woods, dug a hole with my bare hands, and then wiped my ass with moss, public restrooms are child's play.
     
  36. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    What about sitting down in the stall next to you with a laptop?
     
  37. tacklespore

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    everyone loves their own brand
     
  38. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Dutch oven?
     
  39. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    When people ask me where the restroom is I tell them "Around the hall, and please piss all over the seat and the floor. The more giant puddles of your urine the better. Thanks, that's the way we like it here."
     
  40. reflux

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    Who has the boss who takes his coffee and danish into the stall? Eating while on the can is messed the fcuk up. Boo.