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Worst Movie Ever..?
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Toshi said:Punch Drunk Love
first off punch drunk love just sounds funny and makes me think of punching the clown.
but yes it wasnt good.
i vote freddy got fingered because it felt like i wasted an hour and 10 minutes of my life after watching it
Heh. I first saw Showgirls in a hotel in Beijing dubbed in Mandarin. It was entertaining. I was surprised they showed it on state tv, though now that I think of it that hotel might have gotten Murdoch's sat network (Star or something?) over there.Changleen said:
I also first saw Tango and Cash in Russian in a hotel in Moscow, but that's a different story, and a great movie!
Great reasons for hating the movie, on the other hand, ignorance is bliss.N8 said:Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhhttttttt....................
The ones i actually made it thru thinking they would somehow got better but just left me scarred.
The Mothman Prophecies
Napolean Dynamite
The Life Aquatic and Punch Drunk Love were both pretty droll and pathetic reproductions of prior works and style that just doesn't cross over to every project the writer/director does. i.e. The Royal Tanenbaums/Magnolia, respectively which were decent flicks.
The Mothman Prophecies
Napolean Dynamite
The Life Aquatic and Punch Drunk Love were both pretty droll and pathetic reproductions of prior works and style that just doesn't cross over to every project the writer/director does. i.e. The Royal Tanenbaums/Magnolia, respectively which were decent flicks.
There are too many movies that just plain suck. Movies like Showgirls or Rent I wouldn't even waste my time with. My problem is with movies that you think going into it would be good, but ended up crap.
Life Aquatic would need to be high on that list. Any Batman movie is also up there. Also, take a look at:
IMDb Bottom 100
Some classic sucks there for sure.
Life Aquatic would need to be high on that list. Any Batman movie is also up there. Also, take a look at:
IMDb Bottom 100
Some classic sucks there for sure.
I think N8 just has bad tasteRockland said:
That hurts man.Reactor said:Dude... The disclamer makes you sound like a whimp in addition to everything else.
he he, I just watched that last night. I see it as a fun and brainless action flick, which is what it's supposed to be. To redeem myself I watched Nightmare before Christmas and Dick Tracey.rcoh said:
Come on, the Tim Burton ones are quality, but don't get me started on the last two. Batman Begins is a great film too.jimmydean said:
Virgin -preachy, boring, feminazi crap. My wife rented it and it was so bad, I walked out of my own living room.
Straight to Hell is an AWESOME movie! I am a fan of movies that are so bad they are good, like anything by Troma studios. (Toxic Avenger, Surf Nazi's Must Die...)
Just saw Shaun of the Dead which goes up there among the so bad its great movies. LMAO.
Oliver Stone's Alexander is so bad its just bad. Biggest waste of film in many years.
Straight to Hell is an AWESOME movie! I am a fan of movies that are so bad they are good, like anything by Troma studios. (Toxic Avenger, Surf Nazi's Must Die...)
Just saw Shaun of the Dead which goes up there among the so bad its great movies. LMAO.
Oliver Stone's Alexander is so bad its just bad. Biggest waste of film in many years.
Rockland said:
I concur
Yeah, you can't just throw out "worst movie ever" without serious thought. There are so many turd movies out there, to pick the stinkiest one takes time.
For me, it cannot be just a really bad movie, there are tons of those.
It has to be something that crushes you.
For example, if you are walking down the street and you pass a "Linda Tripp" looking woman you never get your hopes up.
You immediately recognize a turd and your brain moves on.
This is how I look at dumb, bad movies like "Freddie Got Fingered"
(which I shamefully laughed at btw). You know it is horrible right away, so you just keep watching hoping to get a couple of laughs.
On the other hand if you are walking down the street, and you come up on some hot looking chick from behind, with an awesome body, and then she turns around and is rocking a moustache or a busted grill, then that is true disappointment.
So therefore, I reserve the worst movies to ones that really have potential, that really get me hooked, and then kick me square in the wedding tackle at the end.
Contact
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The Village
For me, it cannot be just a really bad movie, there are tons of those.
It has to be something that crushes you.
For example, if you are walking down the street and you pass a "Linda Tripp" looking woman you never get your hopes up.
You immediately recognize a turd and your brain moves on.
This is how I look at dumb, bad movies like "Freddie Got Fingered"
(which I shamefully laughed at btw). You know it is horrible right away, so you just keep watching hoping to get a couple of laughs.
On the other hand if you are walking down the street, and you come up on some hot looking chick from behind, with an awesome body, and then she turns around and is rocking a moustache or a busted grill, then that is true disappointment.
So therefore, I reserve the worst movies to ones that really have potential, that really get me hooked, and then kick me square in the wedding tackle at the end.
Contact
and
The Village
"Before Sunrise" was the worst movie I've ever seen. It's two hours of Ethan Hawke and that chick just talking...and talking...and talking. It made me want to punch someone.
Worst movie I've ever seen... Escape from L.A. with Kurt Russel or Prince of Space (Mystery Science Theater 3000 version, those are all bad but this one takes it to a whole new level)
Worst movie Ive seen recently... Jarhead or Spanglish
Jarhead could have been good, but nothing happened in the whole movie. I guess that was kind of the point, but I still hated it. Spanglish was just painful and annoying.
Life Aquatic and Punch Drunk Love are both great movies, screw you guys. I can understand not being into the droll, subtle brand of humor in both of those movies, but I love that stuff. Life Aquatic may be the most Wes Anderson-y of the Wes Anderson movies, even I didnt really get it the first time through and I love all his movies.
That IMDb bottom 100 list includes 3 Police Academy titles... good stuff.
Worst movie Ive seen recently... Jarhead or Spanglish
Jarhead could have been good, but nothing happened in the whole movie. I guess that was kind of the point, but I still hated it. Spanglish was just painful and annoying.
Life Aquatic and Punch Drunk Love are both great movies, screw you guys. I can understand not being into the droll, subtle brand of humor in both of those movies, but I love that stuff. Life Aquatic may be the most Wes Anderson-y of the Wes Anderson movies, even I didnt really get it the first time through and I love all his movies.
That IMDb bottom 100 list includes 3 Police Academy titles... good stuff.
The Kadvang said:
Not trying to hurt you...Just saying.....
HAHA dude you're so right, Escape from L.A. really did make me want to drown myself. Kurt Russell was pretty much a freakin badass but other than that the movie sucked. "Arggh Snakes"TheInedibleHulk said:
Im gunna have to disagree there, did you catch any of the underlying meaning in that movie, besides all the cult, high school emo humor that everyone likes so much? I don't consider that movie a comedy, more of a satire of America these days.Skookum said:
AGREED. Hence Oliver Stone's Alexander.Jeremy R said:
This is why the main stream movies are often the best source for all time worst. Anything that spends bajillions on advertising and promotions with nothing to back it all is a prime candidate. These movies are not just bad, they are morally painfull.
OH OH!
Sideways. Such craptastic boring crap. I'm so glad I didn't have to apy to see it. Why did everyone love it? Am I just too intellectually inferior to understand the clever wit and loathsomeness of the main character? 2 hours of shoot me in the face droning.
Sideways. Such craptastic boring crap. I'm so glad I didn't have to apy to see it. Why did everyone love it? Am I just too intellectually inferior to understand the clever wit and loathsomeness of the main character? 2 hours of shoot me in the face droning.
rigidhack said:
So anything staring "the rock" is a prime candidate?
Blood Gnomes (some b movie) or Hellboy...I am leaning towards Blood Gnomes though.
Plotline/review of Blood Gnomes
“Blood Gnome” is the bizarre tale of a dominatrix who is also a drug manufacturer/supplier. She makes her drugs (called “Ecstasy times 10,” hereafter called “Xx10”
by drawing the liquid out of the placenta from an alien she keeps in a crate, then drying it out and encapsulating it. This alien, whose presence is never explained, can only give birth when it feeds on human flesh, which means our BitchQueenGoddess (hereafter called “BQG” must keep it well fed in order to keep her supply of “Xx10” up.
But wait, that’s not the weird part. For some strange reason “BQG” can’t just chop people up and feed them to her pet. Instead, she enlists the help of little invisible rubber puppets called - you guessed it – Blood Gnomes. Trust me, they look nowhere near as cool as the non-existent creatures pictured on the box. Once first blood is drawn by the BQG, these little guys come in and take care of the rest, slicing up victims into bite-sized pieces for Momma Alien.
But wait, that’s not the weird part either. BQG tells her pushers on the QT not to sell Xx10 to the BDSM community or they might be CAKEd, and then they’ll be SOL. Erm…I can see I’ve lost some of you. Simply put, she doesn’t want her people in the Bondage/Dominance/Sado-masochistic community (that would be all those hot nekkid chicas with whips) strung out because she plans to feed them all to her alien pet.
Of course, there’s only one lone dude who can see the Blood Gnomes, but no one believes him because he just got out of the local looney bin. Of course, there’s only one lone woman (named “Divinity” in the BDSM community who believes him. Of course they get it on.
The puppets are crap, but the gore is pretty damned impressive, particularly the wounds caused by the invisible gnomes. The title sequence is artistic and got me all hot and bothered, but then the film actually started and had to ruin my happy, warm feelings. The acting is of porn star quality which is fitting, because there’s so much BDSM stuff going on it began to feel like a softcore advertisement by the end. The most natural actor in the whole film is the BQG (actually called “Elandra”, who is played by a stunt woman, so that should tell you the quality of this baby.
Plotline/review of Blood Gnomes
“Blood Gnome” is the bizarre tale of a dominatrix who is also a drug manufacturer/supplier. She makes her drugs (called “Ecstasy times 10,” hereafter called “Xx10”
by drawing the liquid out of the placenta from an alien she keeps in a crate, then drying it out and encapsulating it. This alien, whose presence is never explained, can only give birth when it feeds on human flesh, which means our BitchQueenGoddess (hereafter called “BQG” must keep it well fed in order to keep her supply of “Xx10” up.But wait, that’s not the weird part. For some strange reason “BQG” can’t just chop people up and feed them to her pet. Instead, she enlists the help of little invisible rubber puppets called - you guessed it – Blood Gnomes. Trust me, they look nowhere near as cool as the non-existent creatures pictured on the box. Once first blood is drawn by the BQG, these little guys come in and take care of the rest, slicing up victims into bite-sized pieces for Momma Alien.
But wait, that’s not the weird part either. BQG tells her pushers on the QT not to sell Xx10 to the BDSM community or they might be CAKEd, and then they’ll be SOL. Erm…I can see I’ve lost some of you. Simply put, she doesn’t want her people in the Bondage/Dominance/Sado-masochistic community (that would be all those hot nekkid chicas with whips) strung out because she plans to feed them all to her alien pet.
Of course, there’s only one lone dude who can see the Blood Gnomes, but no one believes him because he just got out of the local looney bin. Of course, there’s only one lone woman (named “Divinity”
in the BDSM community who believes him. Of course they get it on.The puppets are crap, but the gore is pretty damned impressive, particularly the wounds caused by the invisible gnomes. The title sequence is artistic and got me all hot and bothered, but then the film actually started and had to ruin my happy, warm feelings. The acting is of porn star quality which is fitting, because there’s so much BDSM stuff going on it began to feel like a softcore advertisement by the end. The most natural actor in the whole film is the BQG (actually called “Elandra”
, who is played by a stunt woman, so that should tell you the quality of this baby.
They live is worse. I laughed at it because I couldnt believe it was serious. The one liners alone are worth watching it.
As for TLA, I liked that movie. I also liked that guys other movies too. Really dry humor.
As for TLA, I liked that movie. I also liked that guys other movies too. Really dry humor.
Punch Drunk Love was turned off after 20 min, Powder was pure torture, and Are we There Yet? what was IceCube thinking. Just when i thought he was becoming a decent actor
I could not agree more. Not only was that movie just atrocious, but the acting was brutally painful. Maybe the director really sucked or something. We watched it with our nieces and nephews, and everybody fell asleep but me.beestiboy said:
