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IH8Rice

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Yeah because finding the holy grail and the ark were oh so much more realistic. It was a frikkin indiana jones movie... over the top, lots of action, and a goofy story... just like the first three. I liked it. :)

You want bad? try Eyes Wide Shut
at least the holy grail and the ark were in line with mythological stories...but a crystal skull alien. i guess its in line if youre a scientoligist.

and eyes wide shut was great. you cant knock any Kubrick movie.
 

jimmydean

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Know what's an awesome movie but looks so cheesy now?

Tron.

They were showing it on G4 yesterday and I got all nostalgic. I still dig that movie, but the effects are so horrible compared to todays standards.
 

IH8Rice

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Know what's an awesome movie but looks so cheesy now?

Tron.

They were showing it on G4 yesterday and I got all nostalgic. I still dig that movie, but the effects are so horrible compared to todays standards.
i knew someone was going to say that....for 1982 that was great effects....and still is.
 

mandown

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woah there tough guy. that movie was ossim.

Anything with Nicholas Cage...
gotta say that there is much support for this theory, but Bringing Out the Dead is a great flick, probably my favorite of all time.

i'm voting for Cool World, as it is one of the only two movies that were so bad i walked out of it and demanded my money back, the other was the first Lord of the Rings.
 

JustMtnB44

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Why all the hate for Boondock Saints? It wasn't that bad.

I vote for Let's Go To Prison. I actually paid to see this in the theater because it looked funny from the trailer, but it turns out the trailer was pretty much the only funny parts.
 

IH8Rice

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Why all the hate for Boondock Saints? It wasn't that bad.

I vote for Let's Go To Prison. I actually paid to see this in the theater because it looked funny from the preview, but it turns out the preview was pretty much the only funny parts.
boondock saints stunk..bad acting, stupid plot


and lets go to prison was in theaters? i thought it went straight to HBO..it was funny, better than Idiocracy
 

jimmydean

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i knew someone was going to say that....for 1982 that was great effects....and still is.
I love that movie, but considering the movies I have streaming all day long, to glance over my shoulder and see the end scene, it just made me laugh is all.
 

Damo

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Sep 7, 2006
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All of the new Star Wars. Kiwis the world over hid their faces in shame.
Love Guru. Watched it on the plane. Utter crap.
Hot Fuzz was great.
 

Da Peach

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Jul 2, 2002
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Fine, I'll give Hot Fuzz another chance...

But if it sucks as bad as I remember it, you're all in big trouble.
 

Spero

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Vin Diesel anything...though pitch black was watchable the first time.
Reign of Fire
The Day After Tomorrow
Cube 2
The Running Man

I could go on forever
 

moff_quigley

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Jan 27, 2005
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Fine, I'll give Hot Fuzz another chance...

But if it sucks as bad as I remember it, you're all in big trouble.
I'll forgive you simply because you think Dane Cook is funny. There's obviously something wrong with your sense of humor. Or your head. :biggrin:
 

IH8Rice

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