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Zeus

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Jan 11, 2009
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The Wendell Baker Story..... lots of funny actors but not a funny movie.
Elizibethtown......don't ask
The last Legion..... CRAP!
 

GumbaFish

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I thought Hellboy was the worst movie ever when I saw it, I paid nothing to see it and still felt I had been ripped off. Then I saw the actual worst movie ever created....

Blood Gnome
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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Across The Universe

That is the worst movie. End of story. End of thread. I dare someone to watch it, and then come back here and tell me you've seen something worse. There is nothing worse. Punching yourself in the balls would feel better than watching this film. Id rather gargle a box of tacks.
 

kazlx

Patches O'Houlihan
Aug 7, 2006
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You are retarded, both those movies are classics.

How is Life Aquatic a classic? Absolutely NOTHING happens in the movie. I wanted to stab my brain with my ICEE straw and end it all not even a 1/4 of the way into the movie. I would have walked out if I wasn't there with my brother and his wife.
 

Bicyclist

Turbo Monkey
Apr 4, 2004
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I love Wes Anderson, and I couldn't even get through Life Aquatic.

Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, and Bottle Rocket are a different story though.
 
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Trailslug46

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May 14, 2006
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Indiana
Rob Zombie's Halloween remake- good, Rob Zombie's Halloween 2- POS.
Take fvck out of the sound track and 1/3 of the movie would be dead air.
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
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Riding the baggage carousel.
Battlefield Earth...I wonder if this has been mentioned yet. I am too lazy and not interested enough to scroll through the whole thread.
Its mentioned on the first page. Twice. But really that movie is so tremendously awful I'm not sure it could be mentioned enough in this thread.

Battlefield Earth.
To Die For with Nichole Kidman.:bad:
 
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IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
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Space Cowboys.
any Clint Eastwood movie that isnt Dirty Harry or the Good the Bad and the Ugly....especially a movie he directed
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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Cocktail.
You can't just pick one, there was a whole series.

Top Gun, Cocktail, Days of Thunder, Color of Money (technically a sequel to the Hustler, just a piss poor one).

It's the exact same plot, just a different setting.
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
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Yet Life Aquatic was good? How is that possible?
i am a big Wes Anderson fan and that was one of his better movies. definitely better than Rushmore or the Darjeeling Limited

Ninja Assassins was horrible right from the beginning. have you seen it?
 

kazlx

Patches O'Houlihan
Aug 7, 2006
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i am a big Wes Anderson fan and that was one of his better movies. definitely better than Rushmore or the Darjeeling Limited

Ninja Assassins was horrible right from the beginning. have you seen it?
Watched it the other night. Definitely wasn't the best movie I have seen, but it was entertaining to watch. It was cheesy, but in the old Kung-Fu movie throwback way.

I didn't even get the point of Life Aquatic. It wasn't funny, it wasn't entertaining, it didn't have a thought provoking plot. It was just painful to watch. Quite possibily the crappiest movie I have seen save for Napolean Dynamite.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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I didn't even get the point of Life Aquatic. It wasn't funny, it wasn't entertaining, it didn't have a thought provoking plot. It was just painful to watch. Quite possibily the crappiest movie I have seen save for Napolean Dynamite.
You must not be familiar with the works of Jacques Cousteau
 

kazlx

Patches O'Houlihan
Aug 7, 2006
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If you didn't get the humor in the movie, you obviously aren't familiar enough with J.C.
Or it just sucked. I didn't say I didn't understand it. I just didn't think it was funny at all....or anything else. It was two hours of my life I will never get back.