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stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
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¡Phoenix!
Pour Some Sugar On Me

Step inside (Walk this way)
You and me babe (Hey, hey!)
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Huh!

Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
(Be your man)
Hey! Hey!
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah
Hey!
C'mon

(BRIDGE)
Take a bottle
Shake it up
Break the bubble
Break it up

(CHORUS)
(Pour some sugar on me)
Ooh, in the name of love
(Pour some sugar on me)
C'mon fire me up
(Pour your sugar on me)
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet from my head to my feet yeah
Hey! Hey! Hey!
(Huh!)

Listen!
Red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy little woman in a one man show
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up
(Loosen up) I loosen up
You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little, tease a little more
Easy operator come a knockin' on my door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah
(Yeah!)
Give a little more

repeat BRIDGE

repeat CHORUS

I'm hot, sticky sweet from my head to my feet yeah

SOLO

(You got the peaches, I got the cream)
Sweet to taste (Saccharine)
'Cos I'm hot (Hot!)
So hot
Sticky sweet from my head
(Head!) My head
(Head to my feet)
To my feet
Do you take sugar?
One lump or two?

Take a bottle (Take a bottle)
Shake it up (Shake it up)
Break the bubble
Break it up (Break it up)

repeat CHORUS

(Pour some sugar on me)
Oh, in the name of love
(Pour some sugar on me)
Get all, come get it
(Pour your sugar on me)
Ooh
(Pour some sugar on me)
Yeah!
Sugar me!
 

Craw

Monkey
Mar 17, 2002
715
-1
Ladies and gentlemen....this is Mambo#5


One,two,three four five
Everybody in the car so come let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But i really dont wanna

Beerbust like I had last week
I must stay cheap cause talk is a cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra, And Rita
and i as i continue you know they're getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg you my lord
To me flirtin is just like a sport
Anything fly is all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

1 - A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all i need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here i am
A little bit of you makes me your man
Mambo#5

Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hands on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap ypur hands once and clap your hands twice
and if it looks like this then you doin it right

Repeat 1

Pump it and trumpet Mambo#5

Repeat 1

I do all to fall in love with a girl like you
Cause you can't run and you can't hide
You and me are gonna touch the sky
 

Craw

Monkey
Mar 17, 2002
715
-1
Timbuk 3.....for shame...


I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades

I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year -- buys a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades

Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,839
12
So Cal
The worst song EVER? Shoot, it even came with it's own dance... The Macarena, of course.

Call it a hunch, but something tells me that Loco can do the Macarena. :think:
 
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JRB

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Ciaran said:
The worst song EVER? Shoot, it even came with it's own dance... The Macarena, of course.

Call it a hunch, but something tells me that Loco can do the Macarena. :think:
Uhm - actually, NO. I haven't ever heard the damned thing all the way through.
 

Damn True

Monkey Pimp
Sep 10, 2001
4,015
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Between a rock and a hard place.
This is one of my most hated tunes:

Chumbawumba
Tubthumping

We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:

'Oh Danny Boy
Danny Boy
Danny Boy...'

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:

'Don't cry for me
Next door neighbour...'

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,523
1,561
chez moi
I hate so many of those Vh-1 wannabe rock anthems that I can't keep them straight. But I can feel my blood pressure rising when I hear any of them.

I think "Lifehouse" is one of those groups.

And I detest, detest, hate, angrily, that "counting blue cars" song that was big around 1998. Whatever that ****ing band's name was.

Actually, that's all in my past. I'm much better now and don't get angry at stupid things. Really.
 

JRogers

talks too much
Mar 19, 2002
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Claremont, CA
loco said:
Pissed someone can out drum you with 1 arm huh???

*edit - I don't condone Def Leppard.
HA! What has seven arms and sucks?

Def Leppard


My friend's college band would always play Pour Some Sugar on Me at concerts (think drunken basement-like venues). The lead singer hated the song but the lead guitar loved butt rock so much, they always played it. The singer would always avoid singing the refrain by letting the crowd do it for him.
 

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
15,187
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¡Phoenix!
dh girlie said:
Ohhhh I HATE that song! that and that other gay one thats by they might be giants...something really gay about a bee in your bonnet...so incredibly gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with having a bee in your bonnet...
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
dh girlie said:
Ohhhh I HATE that song! that and that other gay one thats by they might be giants...something really gay about a bee in your bonnet...so incredibly gay.
If you can name a They Might Be Giants song that didn't sound completely ghey, I'd be shocked.

I'm putting Slayer on to wash these bad songs outta my head :evil:
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,839
12
So Cal
dh girlie said:
Ohhhh I HATE that song! that and that other gay one thats by they might be giants...something really gay about a bee in your bonnet...so incredibly gay.
I was never fond of that song, but TMBG are a great band. Especially live. If you are judging TMBG by that one song alone I would say that you really need to listen to some of their other stuff.

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells
So the room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is blue canary one note* spelled l-i-t-e
My story's infinite
Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn't rest

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

There's a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
I'd be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts
Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels its always near
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Zark said:
If you can name a They Might Be Giants song that didn't sound completely ghey, I'd be shocked.

I'm putting Slayer on to wash these bad songs outta my head :evil:
No kidding, that's a great idea...I was burning a coupla slayer cds last night for my bro in law (he's a big head todd, panic, etc. fan and wants to hear something 'hard', so I'm hookin him up with some Slayer :devil:) but I left my cds at home...now I have a medly of that bee in your bonnet song and I will walk 500 miles and that mamba song going through my head...sucks...remember that other really gay gay song Nelly the Elephant...that was by far the gayest of gay songs...
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
dh girlie said:
..remember that other really gay gay song Nelly the Elephant...that was by far the gayest of gay songs...
No, I don't remember it. Looks like THC induced memory loss does have its benefits :p

So put this on your wish list if you don't have it already: Slayer, Decade of Aggression. All live recordings during the Seasons in the Abyss tour. Absolutely rocks out. Perfect for expunging bad songs from your brain :blah:
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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4 Non-Blondes "What's Goin' On?"

Creed "Take Me Higher"

Quarter Flash "Harden My Heart"

Loverboy "Hot Girls In Love"

And, althoguh I LOVE Iron Maiden, the song "Quest For Fire" is about the dumbest lyrics ever written:

Quest For Fire

In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home
In an age when prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam.

Then the tribes they came to steal their fire
And the wolves they howled into the night
As they fought a vicious angry battle
to save the power of warmth and light.

They searched all through the land
Drawn by quest for fire
Discovery of man.

And they thought that when the embers died away
That the flame of life had burnt and died
Didn't know the sparks that made the fire
Were made by rubbing stick and stone.

So they ploughed through the forest and swamps of danger
And they fought the cannibal tribes and beasts
In the search to find another fire
To regain the power of light and heat.

Drawn by quest for fire
They searched across the land
Drawn by quest for fire
Discovery of man.
 

WarEagle2K

Chimp
Feb 28, 2005
92
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Tucson, AZ
Blame it on the rain Milli Vanilli... Don't know how old you are stinkboy, but if you are over 30, you lying if you won't admint to rocking to "Pour some sugar on me"...
 
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JRB

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WarEagle2K said:
Blame it on the rain Milli Vanilli... Don't know how old you are stinkboy, but if you are over 30, you lying if you won't admint to rocking to "Pour some sugar on me"...
They played at Six Flags on Senior Skip Day, back in 90. I didn't make it through the first song. :dead:
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,839
12
So Cal
WarEagle2K said:
Blame it on the rain Milli Vanilli... Don't know how old you are stinkboy, but if you are over 30, you lying if you won't admint to rocking to "Pour some sugar on me"...
I tried to date a girl who LOVED that song. She would play it over and over in the car as we drove. It would finish, she would rewind it and play it again. Needless to say we only went on one or two dates.
 

dexterq20

Turbo Monkey
Mar 6, 2003
3,442
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NorCal
I can't believe nobody's nominated "Holla Back Girl" by Gwen Stefani. Such an awful song. Ugh.

Uh huh, this my sh!t
All the girls stomp your feet like this

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just goin' to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my sh!t, this my sh!t [4x]

I heard that you were talking sh!t
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just goin' to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my sh!t, this my sh!t [4x]

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
All the boys want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right, I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just goin' to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my sh!t, this my sh!t [4x]

Let me hear you say, this sh!t is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
[4x]

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just goin' to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]
 
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JRB

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dexterq20 said:
I can't believe nobody's nominated "Holla Back Girl" by Gwen Stefani. Such an awful song. Ugh.
It is horrible, but I guess since I like the birdhouse song, I should keep my mouth shut.
 

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
15,187
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¡Phoenix!
WarEagle2K said:
Blame it on the rain Milli Vanilli... Don't know how old you are stinkboy, but if you are over 30, you lying if you won't admint to rocking to "Pour some sugar on me"...
That's "Stinkyboy". Indeed I am, and despite growing up in an area of the country that I refer to as "The Land of Beater Camaro's", I never "rocked" to Def Leppard. The song may have been in the background at many "functions", but that's where it stayed.
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
gnurider1080 said:
the worst songs of all time have to be whatevers popular on mtv.
Reality TV shows? While they do suck, they have nothing to do with music;)
I haven't seen a video on mtv since 1989 or so.
 

steve45

Monkey
Sep 30, 2003
483
1
Dundee, Scotland
Damn True said:
Speaking of 500 miles (which I like) what is "haber"?
:D
its haver, and it basicly means to just talk a load of senseless crap.

bloodygreat song, reminds me of when i used to go out to the pubs/clubs at the weekends when i was underage, they always play it at some point of the night normally closer to the end, that and country roads.

oh and whats with all the TMBG hating people?