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Worst Song of All Time?

Dirt rider

Pro Rider
Nov 18, 2001
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the bad touch by the bloodhound gang

ture story I was in line to pay for an album at the CD store and there where 2 ladies who where like 80 infront of me asking for a copy of the bad touch. the guy finds the CD and then they ask if they can litsen to it to make sure its the right song the guy behind the counter told them it was the right album and even had a DVD that had an EXTENED version of the music video!

I serously hop that this album is birthday gift for a grandchild!
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
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Jeremy R said:
I turn green and bust out of my t-shirt when I hear so much as a note from
"Mr. Roboto" or "My Sharona."
But I bet you bust out dancing to "One Night in Bangkok." It can indeed make a hard man crumble.

MD
 

MikeD

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caputo1989 said:
All rap music. is the worst.
Yeah, it's pretty horrible to hear the way they mutilate the English language, eh? That's probably what gets your goat the most...

MD
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Some more of my all time "kill everyone till the song ends" songs:


"Stand Up" - David Lee Roth

"Where the Down Boys Go" - Warrant

"Cherokee" or "Final Countdown" - Europe

"Screaming in the Night" - Krokus

"I've Got the Knack" - Everlast

"In the End" - Linkin Park
 

dexterq20

Turbo Monkey
Mar 6, 2003
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caputo1989 said:
All rap music. is the worst.
I disagree, and I think that is too broad of a generalization.

All mainstream rap is the worst. There are thousands of underground artists who are extremely talented and, believe it or not, they're articulate too! Good rap and hip-hop songs have lyrics that are comprehensible, make sense, and talk about more than cars, sex, money, and big-booty bitches.

Try listening to Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Sage Francis, or Atmosphere. I think you'll be impressed.
 

chicodude

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Mar 28, 2004
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dexterq20 said:
I disagree, and I think that is too broad of a generalization.

All mainstream rap is the worst. There are thousands of underground artists who are extremely talented and, believe it or not, they're articulate too! Good rap and hip-hop songs have lyrics that are comprehensible, make sense, and talk about more than cars, sex, money, and big-booty bitches.

Try listening to Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Sage Francis, or Atmosphere. I think you'll be impressed.

Yea, Mainstream rap isn't any good. I am getting into Mos def and Zion and other underground rap. Good stuff.
 

manziman

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Jul 3, 2004
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H8R said:
Some more of my all time "kill everyone till the song ends" songs:

...
"Cherokee" or "Final Countdown" - Europe

...
dude, you can't diss the Final Countdown. I use it as a pump-up song for volleyball. i mean, really now..aw crap..it is a bad song.
 
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JRB

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I've not even thought of most of these crappy songs mentioned in years.
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
How bout Eddie Murphy...My Girl Wants to Party All the Time...

Girl
I can't understand it why you want to hurt me
After all the things I've done for you.
I buy you champagne and roses and diamonds on your finger -
Diamonds on your finger -
Still you hang out all night
what am I to do?

My girl wants to party all the time

Party all the time
party all the time.
My girl wants to party all the time
party all the time.

She parties all the time - party all the time

She likes to party all the time - party all the time

party all the time - she likes to party all the time

party all the time.

Girl
I've seen you in clubs just hanging out and dancing.
You give your number to every man you see.
You never come home at night because you're out romancing.
I wish you bring some of your love home to me.

But my girl wants to party all the time
. . .
My girl wants to party all the time
. . .

Party
party
party she likes to party all the time.
She likes to party all the time -
She lets her hair down
she lets her body down:
She lets her body
she lets her body down.
Party all the time - do you wanna get any party
yeah.
Party all the time - party all the time.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Damn True said:
A pump-up song for VOLLEYBALL?

:rolleyes:

Volleyball has only two requirements: booze and low self esteem, not some horrible rock anthem.
 

Bldr_DH

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Aug 8, 2003
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I wouldn't call this the WORST song in the world... It's pretty catchy if you ask me, but it'll drive you crazy if it gets stuck in your head (and it's notorious for that).

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone

I've got this feeling
so appealing
for us to get together and sing - SING!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Donana phone

It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
Its the best
beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
Ponana phone

Its no baloney
It aint a phony
My cellular
Bananular phone

Don't need quarters
don't need dimes
to call a friend of mine
dont need computer or tv
to have a real good time
I'll call for pizza
I'll call my cat
I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat
I'll place a call around the world
Operator get me beijing jing jing jing

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying
Yanana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone
a brother and sister and a dogaphone
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah
my cellular bananular phone

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Its a phone with appeal (a peel)

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Now you can have your phone and eat it too

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
This song drives me .... bananas

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...

Bo ba do ba do do doob
 

robdamanii

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Bldr_Freerider said:
I wouldn't call this the WORST song in the world... It's pretty catchy if you ask me, but it'll drive you crazy if it gets stuck in your head (and it's notorious for that).

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone

I've got this feeling
so appealing
for us to get together and sing - SING!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Donana phone

It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
Its the best
beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
Ponana phone

Its no baloney
It aint a phony
My cellular
Bananular phone

Don't need quarters
don't need dimes
to call a friend of mine
dont need computer or tv
to have a real good time
I'll call for pizza
I'll call my cat
I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat
I'll place a call around the world
Operator get me beijing jing jing jing

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying
Yanana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone
a brother and sister and a dogaphone
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah
my cellular bananular phone

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Its a phone with appeal (a peel)

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Now you can have your phone and eat it too

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
This song drives me .... bananas

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...

Bo ba do ba do do doob
I LOVE that damn song. And O&A made it famous.
 
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d-sop

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^^^chumbawumba is old school dont hate.

wannabeabonedoc said:
I'm blue......the wierd techno one......I'd rather get my nose hair pulled
dont hate techno

douglas said:
everyone has opinions just like they have ............


that tune so reminds me of an ex GF of mine :D
nice


i think the worst is "she bangs". its bad, but its sooooo ****in funny
 

blt2ride

Turbo Monkey
May 25, 2005
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Ciaran said:
The worst song EVER? Shoot, it even came with it's own dance... The Macarena, of course.

Call it a hunch, but something tells me that Loco can do the Macarena. :think:
I agree...I hated that song! I remember when that song was everywhere, it almost drove me insane. Luckily, it disappeared as fast as it appeared.

A couple other songs that almost drove me insane:

"I'm too sexy for my shirt..."
"Living la viva loca..."
I would walk 500 miles..." Mentioned by Zark
"Ice ice, baby..." That goes without saying
 

scottishmark

Turbo Monkey
May 20, 2002
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Somewhere dark, cold & wet....
steve45 said:
:D
its haver, and it basicly means to just talk a load of senseless crap.

bloodygreat song, reminds me of when i used to go out to the pubs/clubs at the weekends when i was underage, they always play it at some point of the night normally closer to the end, that and country roads.
gotta agree with that! reminds me of 1998 in particular when it became the unofficial world cup tune, even though i never watch football! The memorys of many many nights out go with that tune
 
I think the Eddie Murphy song is the winner.

There is a general genre of songs that make me want to tear my arms off and beat myself to death. I always seem to hear these when I am in places that I really don't want to be, but can't leave, like a doctors office or an elevator.

Anything from the late 70's/ early 80's like Toto, REO Speedwagon, Hart, Abba, Jefferson starship/ airplane, whatever.

I think listening to static on a TV is more interesting.
 

GumbaFish

Turbo Monkey
Oct 5, 2004
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There are so many bad songs how will I choose? There have indeed been some terrbile songs that bastardize music as we know it mentioned in this thread. That techno version of cotton eye joe is pretty terrible as is all techno.
 

ridetoofast

scarred, broken and drunk
Mar 31, 2002
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crashing at a trail near you...
perhaps the new 'tallica stinks, but the old stuff (Killem All, Ride The Lighting, Master of Puppets) were ALL pre commercial air play AND pre-MTV etc, yet they were all very successful not to mention some of my faves so them theres some fighting words...