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Worst Song of All Time?

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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Orange County, CA
I have to post the lyrics from a song that is currently quite popular on the radio. I personally never listen to FM radio, but am unfortunately exposed to it at work.

I could literally kill more people than Stalin and Hitler combined when I hear this song. It makes Britney Spears sound like Leonard Cohen lyrically...I give you "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven. I hope they all die of Ebola after their entire families get AIDS and die...

hold on so nervously
To me and my drink
I wish it was cooling me
But so far, has not been good
It’s been ****ty
And I feel awkward, as I should
This club has got to be
The most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well I am imagining
A dark lit place
Or your place or my place

Well I’m not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you’re standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You’ll probably move right through
Me on my way to you

I hold out for one more drink
Before I think
I’m looking too desperately
But so far has not been fun
I should just stay home
If one thing really means one
This club will hopefully
Be closed in three weeks
That would be cool with me
Well I’m still imagining
A dark lit place
Or your place or my place

I’m not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you’re standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You’ll probably move right through
Me on my way to you

We’ll I’m not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you’re standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You’ll probably move right through
Me on my way to you
 

HardtailHack

used an iron once
Jan 20, 2009
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This got to number four in our charts, I still rage if I hear it on the radio.

And this-
 
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Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
Jan 14, 2002
16,629
7,592
AK
Anything and everything by Aerosmith
There are some good old songs they don't play on the radio, stuff from them in the 70s. Kings and Queens comes to mind.

But all those ballads and crap that came after...deserves to be burned.

Kind of like Def Leppard, first two albums were hardcore/metal, but they went pop after that.

Same thing with Scorpions too. Look up Sails of Charon...and listen to that solo in the beginning, like why did no one tell me about this before? But then so much crap music afterwards...
 
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