We're kicking off the 2024 Secret Santa! Exchange gifts with other monkeys - from beer and snacks, to bike gear, to custom machined holiday decorations and tools by our more talented members, there's something for everyone.
...dress up like Satan while hanging out in the maternity ward at the local hospital on 6/6/06. Of course I would bring confetti and noisemakers and a T-shirt with "It's a beast" on the front.
Umm, probably not. Scratch that... definitely not, however funny that may be, someone's going to get offended, and the maternity ward is not a place to try to offend people. Are you hanging out at Swedish?
"Walk up to someone involved in reading a paper in an airport. Just stand there till they sense you're there. When they lower the paper, look them straight in the eye and keeping a completely serious face, say, 'Don't get on the flight.' And you know they're thinking, 'I shouldn't get on this flight!!'"
The airport thing would be great! Now if I could just get the pitch fork past homeland security. Actually it probably wouldn't be too tough especially when you are the dark lord.
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