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Bullitrider

Monkey
Apr 17, 2004
577
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Seattle
...dress up like Satan while hanging out in the maternity ward at the local hospital on 6/6/06. Of course I would bring confetti and noisemakers and a T-shirt with "It's a beast" on the front.
 

kinghami3

Future Turbo Monkey
Jun 1, 2004
2,239
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Ballard 4 life.
Umm, probably not. Scratch that... definitely not, however funny that may be, someone's going to get offended, and the maternity ward is not a place to try to offend people. Are you hanging out at Swedish?
 

Secret Squirrel

There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
8,150
1
Up sh*t creek, without a paddle
"Walk up to someone involved in reading a paper in an airport. Just stand there till they sense you're there. When they lower the paper, look them straight in the eye and keeping a completely serious face, say, 'Don't get on the flight.' And you know they're thinking, 'I shouldn't get on this flight!!'"

Satan costume is a good idea too!!
 

Bullitrider

Monkey
Apr 17, 2004
577
0
Seattle
The airport thing would be great! Now if I could just get the pitch fork past homeland security. Actually it probably wouldn't be too tough especially when you are the dark lord.