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Would you hit it?: Seniors Edition

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
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Oz
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
Says you! Imagine if she wins, I could be an ambassador or something cool like that.

At a minimum I'd get my own whore house, and then my life's dream would be realized.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
don't forget you also have to hit em to make them go down
With my own personal rendition of the "Helicopter Gopher Whacker?"

For some reason I suspect this isn't the first time these birds have enjoyed that thwap thwap thwaping....
 

ultraNoob

Yoshinoya Destroyer
Jan 20, 2007
4,504
1
Hills of Paradise
This tread is scaring me plus Dame Edna is a man but I am not sure if the makes a difference.
I was waiting for someone to say yes to #2 then ever so gently break it to them that she's a he.... tenks buddy...there goes one awesome burn out the window :shakefist:
 

maddog17

Turbo Monkey
Jan 20, 2008
2,817
106
Methuen, Mass. U.S.A.
I think I read somewhere that Tom Jones damn near ripped Elvira in half.
i remember seeing in old porn mags an ad with John Holmes for some dick enhancement tool or something. anyway, the pic had him standing with little john out and about with a chick kneeling but leaning against him and it was Elvira in her natural looks.

btw, i couldn't stop laughing after just reading the first page of this thread!!
 

John P.

Turbo Monkey
Sep 24, 2001
1,170
0
Golden, CO
If it's a MILF you're looking for, I have two words: Kate Beckinsale. Holy christ, she's hot.

Here's a picture of me helping her and her daughter with some In & Out (excuse the pun):


Not your typical soccer mom halloween costume:



She even rides, too ;)