Would You hit it?
- Thread starter stosh
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hit it?
ah you mean hit it= have intercourse with her? 
sorry i meant fornication (after all i am in England...thats where the word "fvck" comes from.
(after all i am in England...thats where the word "fvck" comes from.
well she has a kinky face
nope..but I'd hit this
doug... this is not "hit" class... this is "relationship" class material...imhodouglas said:
She's average looking and older than I prefer, but heck, why not? She could come to life between the sheets.
With all the truly fine tail running around, a cheesy elf costume is all it takes to propel the ho-hum into your stratosphere? Have you yet been tested for a glandular condition?
With all the truly fine tail running around, a cheesy elf costume is all it takes to propel the ho-hum into your stratosphere? Have you yet been tested for a glandular condition?
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!BikeGeek said:
c'mon now Stosh... I expect better from you. I know you're into those girlie shows... how about the new TLC hottie from Clean Sweep?
Tava Smiley
a little video bio thingy
Tava Smiley
a little video bio thingy
the other chick on clean sweep was better because you could tell she was freaky!!jacksonpt said:c'mon now Stosh... I expect better from you. I know you're into those girlie shows... how about the new TLC hottie from Clean Sweep?
Tava Smiley
a little video bio thingy
hit it, split it, lick it, and quit it. after the ride put my clothes on and walk outside and before anybody gets a chance to speak I say "yo, don't say nothing, I guess i'm just a freak"
i would hit it in the rear
You've got the order wrong:manziman said:
1. Lick it
2. Hit it
3. Split it
4. Quit it
If you do it in the order you listed, you'll end up with a prunish look on your face.
AHAHAHA! Guess what Audrey/Aubrey's gonna find under the Christmas tree this year! (I can never remember Stosh's girlfriends name, but I think it's one of those)llkoolkeg said:She's average looking and older than I prefer, but heck, why not? She could come to life between the sheets.
With all the truly fine tail running around, a cheesy elf costume is all it takes to propel the ho-hum into your stratosphere? Have you yet been tested for a glandular condition?
It's Auberydh girlie said:
I'd pee.
Like the French cheese, just spelled poorly? Hmmmmmmmm.biggins said:
So girlie's gonna get her an elf outfit just so
can play Bad Santa? Since dhg's feeling generous, I'd like to request a Catwoman costume for my lady...or would that count as a gift for me? 
That movie gave me a whole new appreciation of The Gilmore girls.llkoolkeg said:Like the French cheese, just spelled poorly? Hmmmmmmmm.
So girlie's gonna get her an elf outfit just so
llkoolkeg said:Like the French cheese, just spelled poorly? Hmmmmmmmm.
So girlie's gonna get her an elf outfit just so
You got it all wrong...I was implying that Stosh would get Aubery an elf outfit for Christmas...with a matching fur trimmed bag for his balls!
stosh said:
man you could open beer bottles on those teeth. maybe that's why bush keeps her around...
Fo' Shizbiggins said:
I can open beer bottles with my bike frame. yea, let's see YOUR bike do that.bigginsis said:
So I was sitting in a meeting today and there was this girl in an elf outfit with spikey boots! She was hot and she was checking me out! I drove her to lunch and we are going on a date tomorrow night!
Make sure you talk it up real good here on the boards... tell us how hot she is, talk about hwo short her skirt is, about how you wonder what she's wearing under the skirt, etc... then let the thread die with no good conclusion.zod said:
I'll get ya'll some pics I promise...............I just hope my wife doesn't thrown a brick thru my car window when she finds out